US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

Villain!AU Quotes

A/N: I'm back.

Texas: don't fear death. fear the state you're going to die in.

Mississippi: Sir, I died beforehand. Do I look like I'm scared of death to you?

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Tennessee: I love you.

Virginia, not paying attention: What was that?

Tennessee: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-

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California: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Mississippi: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

California: Yes!

Mississippi and Florida: *looks at each other*

Florida, slowly taking out her bow and arrows: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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*Wyoming's helping Florida out after she gets injured, while the others are watching*

New Jersey: How does Flor look?

Maine: A little better than you, actually.

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New Jersey: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Maine: Rude.

Oklahoma: That's fair.

Tennessee: Not again.

Texas: Are you going to want this back?

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Texas: Time for plan G.

Mississippi: Don't you mean plan B?

Texas: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Tennessee: What about plan D?

Texas: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

New Jersey: What about plan E?

Texas: I'm hoping not to use it. Flor dies in plan E.

Oklahoma: I like plan E.