1. Michigan is colorblind, he can't see the color blue.
2. Minnesota's whole existence is the definition of Sayori from DDLC.
3. Arkansas owns four dogs. One of them is a Golden Retriever.
4. Florida totally wasn't forced to sing Ed Sherran's songs with Texas on every Thursday- Yeah no, Texas is forced as well. They suffer from singing Galway Girl lmfao-
5. New Mexico can't draw while the rest of "The News" can. This includes New Brunswick and Newfoundland-
6. Oregon is not afraid of bees. He's hostile towards wasps. Yet he knows like everything about the types of bees and wasps and hornets- yeah, the west coast is VERY afraid of him rn.
7. Oklahoma now owns a mace and a frying pan. Stay away from him. /j
8. North Carolina now owns a lyre.
9. Florida just looks at any other dangerous animals emotionless while everyone else is running away from them.
10. West Virginia loves moths. Especially the aggressive ones. (For example, the one below)
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11. Florida has a lot of trouble drawing ND on her iPad.
12. Tennessee has a pit bull. The dog, I mean. This dog will then bark at literally every single person in the world, except for her.
13. Guess what did Marco (Upper MI, or just Marcus(MI)' twin) got Michigan? A GERMAN SHEPHERD PUPPY NAMED AFTER OHIO'S HUMAN NAME-
14. We have two state representatives of Vermont now. The new one is Scarlett.
I need to make a whole list of their human names istg, y'all get confused if I don't do that, right?
