US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

Part 9

A/N: Alternative title: Cities and States going crazy-

Delaware: Care for another sundae, weenie?

New Mexico: I am not a weenie!

New Hampshire: Relax, you're among friends. *raises their drink*

New Mexico: My friends don't hang out at Weenie Hut Jr's.

New Jersey: You tell 'em, Marlin! *sips their drink*

New Mexico: Joshua, what're you doing here?

New Jersey: I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.

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Austin: *Gently taps table*

Carson City: *Taps back*

Pierre: What are they doing?

Albany: Morse code.

Austin: *Aggressively taps table*

Carson City: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Wisconsin: *Screams*

Missouri: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Delaware: Should we do something?!

Maryland, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Dover: What does 'take out' mean?

Montpelier: Food.

Montgomery: Dating

Springfield: Murder

Nashville: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Ohio: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Nebraska: Rude.

Arkansas: That's fair.

Texas: Not again.

Maryland: Are you going to want this back?

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Oregon: Just be yourself.

Missouri: 'Be myself'? Nathaniel, I have one day to win Noah over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Salem: Couple weeks.

Jefferson City: Six months.

Atlanta: Jury's still out.

Missouri: See, Nathaniel?

Missouri: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Los Angeles, negotiating with San Francisco: We have Sacramento. Give us ten thousand dollars and she will be returned to you unharmed

Sacramento: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?

Los Angeles:

Sacramento: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Los Angeles: SACRAMENTO STOP

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San Diego: Louisville, keep an eye on Dallas today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.