A/N: Everyone is an adult in this chapter. Skip to the next 2 chapters if you're triggered with it.
Alabama: THAT'S IT!! *Tackles Mississippi*
Mississippi: *pins Alabama from behind*
Alabama: *Tries getting out of pin but accidentally touches the other's neck*
Mississippi: *whimpers*
Alabama: ...
Georgia, to Florida: Well this got awkward real fast.
Alabama: D-Did you just-
Mississippi: It was your damn fault.
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Ōita: BITE ME!
Shimane: *Pulls Ōita close and begins sucking on his neck*
Ōita: ...
Ōita: Not what I meant but- can we take this to the bed-?
Shimane: Forget the bed, we're doing it here.
Ōita: SAYEKO, WHAT?!
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Random guy: Glasses are so unattractive.
Washington: Fuck you, I'm just trying to see.
West Virginia, who really thought glasses were unattractive yet wants Washington to fuck her: please-
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North Carolina: *just casually playing Mario Party with the rest of the south*
Ohio: It was weird seeing her playing Mario Party with her friends when a couple of hours ago her head was between my thighs.
Michigan, just standing there: Ohio... What???
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Colorado: Dude, don't leave marks on me!!
Yamagata: Aww, but it won't be fun without doing that!!!
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*Meanwhile*
Idaho: *suddenly gets the motivation to write a lemon fanfic about Colorado and Yamagata-*
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
HumorThe old bio needs to be fucking ignored-
