A/N: Here you go, this will be in dialogues.
AL: Yo, anyone wants to play truth or dare again? But this time we'll-
NH: Didn't we do this before? Also, it's 12 am midnight.
WV: No worries Hunter, starting from tomorrow, our 'summer holiday' starts!
NH: Okay then-
AL: AS I SAID, this will be more dirty minded and more sexual, so before we start, get Louie to sleep.
WI: Last time I checked, she was sleeping.
NJ: That was a minute ago.
AL: Okay!! I'll spin the bottle!
NE: Why is it always you...
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CA: Great, I'm first to go. Truth, just to keep my sanity.
ND: Truth, eh? Here you go. Have you ever been attracted to the same sex?
CA: What the- no. I'm not a lesbian, sorry. But if you ask Georgia, she may have.
GA: Hey- Don't expose me like that!! I'll spin the bottle.
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MI: Truth.
WA: What was the most embarrassing time you got turned on?
MI: Can I say that I've never been turned on?
OH: What- That was unexpected.
WA: Of course you can, next.
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VT: Dare, to spice things up a bit.
IL: I dare you, to let someone go through your YouTube history and read it out to the group.
VT: I- alright. NH, read it.
NH: Wha- fine. 'Symptoms of crushing on someone', 'How to propose to your crush', 'Top 10 reasons why you should move to Florida', 'Cheesy flirt lines to make your partner blush', 'How to evolve a Magikarp to a Gyarados in Pokemon Sun and Moon', 'Top 10 most romantic places to go on a date'. Wow, friend, who's your crush?
VT: S-Shut up, next.
NV: I bet 10 bucks that his crush is Flor.
FL: What- why? It's Vermont's crush we're talking about, why me?
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OR: Dare!
ME: Okay, dare it is. You leave the room. Everyone pours a shot. You come back into the room and take one of the shots that was poured. Whoever poured the drink, you have to sit on their lap for the rest of the round.
UT: OH WOW- That's awesome- But what drinks should we use? We're too young to drink alcohol.
VA: Soda? Like Coke, or Sprite-
AK: Sprite is okay, since it somehow looks like an alcohol.
MO: Sprite it is. Oregon get outta here, let's give him a shot.
(A few minutes later...)
OR: Alright I'm back- I'll choose the one closest to me.
KS: Are you sure though? You're gonna sit on their lap later.
OR: Yep. *Drinks in one go*
MA: Alright you know what, I poured you that. Now c'mon, sit on my lap, and wait until a round is over.
OR: At least you're better than NY.
NY: I feel somewhat offended.
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MS: Truth. Please don't make me say anything weird.
MA: I'm sorry mah bro, but here we go. Who do you most want to sleep with, out of everyone here?
AL: Is that even a question?!
MS: And I thought you knew, Maxwell.
MA: Please don't tell me it's me, Massiah. I know you're pansexual.
MS: It's not you-
MD: So who is it??
MS: Cal.
The Northeast except for MA: CALIFORNIA?!
CA: I- what.
CA, red-faced: YOU CAN'T JUST SUDDENLY SAY THAT MISSISSIPPI YOU-
MS, smirking: Next~
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AZ: Oh shoot.
MN: Truth or dare, Aries?
AZ: Truth on one condition. I don't want it to be dirty, fair?
MN: Fair enough, I guess Texas can finally stop smiling for a while.
TX: HEY-
DE: I gotta ask this once in a while, but what makes you the happiest?
AZ: Hmm.... Friends like you, Daniella!
DE: Why thank you, Aries.
MT: So wholesome-
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NV, shouting: DARE!!! C'MON, LET'S DO THIS!!
NM: alright- I'll blindfold you. Then, everyone in the group kisses you on the cheek, and you have to choose one person that you want to kiss on the lips.
FL: God, this feels gross. I'm in, who's with me?
Everyone else: I'M IN!
NV: Alright, see y'all later. Oh, and sorry for giving out your first kiss to me in advance.
NV is blindfolded. Everyone starts to kiss her on the cheeks, just like how the dare is supposed to go. After Hawaii kissed her, Nevada reaches to the closest arm, which is NJ's, and pulls him to a kiss on the lips.
NJ: *pushes away* OK THIS IS EMBARRASSING. TAKE OFF THE DAMN BLINDFOLD-
NV: *Takes off blindfold* Alright, so who did I choose? A boy, or a girl, or was it Missouri?
MO: No, not me. It was NJ.
NV: JOSHUA?! *Turns around to see NJ covering his face* OH GOD I'M SO SORRY PLEASE DON'T KILL ME-
NJ: It's okay, you were blindfolded. Just, don't pull someone into a kiss ever again.
NV: Noted- I'm sorry!
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Let's just say, everyone played a few more rounds then decided to sleep on the floor. The next morning, Louie went to the living room just to see the rest of the states lying on the floor, wasted.
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