US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

Some headcannons

Author's Note: Fun fact, I'm a bit sick-

DE shouts in a more manlier voice when she gets mad. She knows how to play the saxophone and the trumpet.

NJ and NM are cousins. No one knew until AZ found out.

GA's mother once mistaken her daughter as a boy or a trans male, and bought her a light pink suit. GA ended up giving the suit to MS as his birthday present, without realizing that his favorite color isn't pink.

CT sometimes wears dresses to school. Since he ties up his hair with a white ribbon, people think he is a girl. He was in a sexually abusive relationship with his father.

NH became famous after being featured in two advertisements. Some fans of him started a fan club and AZ is part of it.

NY got rejected by London on the 14th February. He cried on NH's shoulder for 7 hours.

During Pride Month, if they have face to face lessons, they will just stand to the front and come out to their classmates saying that they're bi, pan, or whatever sexuality they are.

+Florida started this whole idea.

+The others will literally start talking on how one does not look {Insert sexuality here} after hearing their confession in pure shock.

+Most of them came out on their own, while some were being pulled to the front.

CA can actually hear you talking shit about her state and starts rethinking if she had done anything wrong. She's quite remorseful regarding the amount of hate her state has received.

DC is ten years old, yet everyone is scared of him when he gets serious.

NV is like Tricky from FNF when it comes to singing, just literal screeching. She wears her headphones to calm herself down while singing. She sometimes screams Nebraska's human name for no reason at all at the end of her verse in the middle of the song- Just like how Tricky shouts for Hank for no absolute reason.

They have a formal party sometimes, doesn't matter what date that day is. At that time, MS and GA feel extremely embarrassed on how their clothes match. MS wears the suit GA gave him, while GA wears a dress in the same color of MS' suit.

AZ and NM have been secretly dating for God knows how long.

OR and OK glares at OH whenever he did something unforgivable again. It's usually not knocking on doors and bashing into rooms, in the end causing trouble.

WY is a fan of Post Malone. OK is a BIG fan of Jack Stauber.

KY plays the basketball pretty well.

AL is still teasing MS about 64-0 from 92 years ago. He screams "Roll Tide!" at the top of his lungs.

MI gets pissed off whenever someone... just, do something to him. Even easier than making NJ and NY mad.
(OK: Ottavio, note that down. You're always the one and only to piss him off.)

If they ever have a Monopoly game night, MS and DC will be the first two to quit the game. "What did y'all expect from a poor as fuck state like me?" MS says that every time when he quits the game. DC is just genuinely scared and quits.

+The winners are often either MA, MD or NJ. Or CA if she got a land with four hotels.

+TX will ALWAYS scream, "IT'S NOT FAIR Y'ALL" to anyone who owns a full set of railroads.

LA is ALWAYS asleep in her room while the rest of them are playing whatever board games or just staying up late in general. Not when she finally turns 11, though...;)

MO actually expected their friends to call them by 'He/him', and they're actually fine with it.

SC jokes about going fox hunting to scare the living shit outta NH.

They play UNO most of the time, using 50 decks of cards. DC will just watch, and the others just start stacking cards with +2 and +4 cards. The one who had 50+ cards in the end will eventually start throwing hands on the one who started it. Bonus points if they are Michigan and Ohio respectively./j

+Whenever someone wins, the northeast will straight up swear, the south will throw hands, the west will try to find excuses and the Midwest will just sigh in agony. DC will laugh at everyone, looking at how upset they are.

HI is low-key scared of tsunamis. 

The states up north will find a certain southerner to hug and keep warmth when it gets cold.  For example, MA just rushes his way to find MS. However, if the southerners feel cold as well, there's only two ways to keep themselves warm.

1. Turn on the heater and blast it to the max, or

2. Make a fire at the fireplace. The fire must be as big as the ones in bush fires. 

(AKA they wanted to burn the whole house down just to be warm.)

NJ has a soft spot for DE, he usually tells people to fuck off if he is asked to have anything from him. (NH: And this is why, folks, Joshua doesn't represent the whole state of New Jersey.)

Everyone has a glider. The pattern of their glider is the wings of their state bird.

AR is an expert on fixing everyone's skateboard.

FL now has a step sister and she is super happy with the news.

The main reason on why I didn't ship NJ with NY is because they can easily start an aggressive rap battle and get mad at each other. Y'know, how both of the states have bad temper? Joshua usually doesn't, but Nickolas does.

Everyone has similar handwritings except for MS, MA and NH.

-NH writes like a doctor when he's in a panic. (NB: The teacher had to ask the school's nurse to check his work once.)

-MA writes in cursive. (ME: He sometimes makes us bookmarks with our names on it! They're beautiful!!)

-MS writes in a fusion of printed and cursive. (TX: I always mistaken his 'e's as 'l's. They are too similar to me-)

AK HATES people for shipping RusAme, (tbh i feel the same-) and often wants to slap some facts about their relationship *ahem* Cold War *ahem* into the shippers.

KY doesn't know how to flirt, most of the boys know, but doesn't do it on a daily basis, and then we have MA and KS. Maxwell flirts with a hint of sexual themes, while KS' flirt lines are just a invitation to make love with him. What's more embarrassing, is that they flirt with MS and KY.

+KY just slams his head on the table, and blushes like he has a high fever.

+MS takes off his hat and covers his red as a tomato face.

+The two states that sit next to them must feel somewhat disgusted. (IA and MI)

The southern states will team up and start a genocide towards the bullies who bullied Louie. People will be either stabbed, shot, being thrown by a tornado or burned to death.

I like to think that the states can be playing truth or dare, adult version, in the age ranging from 10 to 16. Most of these guys are too dirty minded to do pure shit. ESPECIALLY TEXAS. 'Kissing your crush' as a dare is already the purest dare they can ever think about. I don't know, I'll make a chapter about this in this book-