US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

TW: NSFW | Part. 26

(In an alternate universe where TexasSippi is real-)

Texas, to Tennessee: How the fuck should I tell Massiah to yell at me like he's Gordon Ramsay in Hell's Kitchen?

Tennessee: Helios, are you okay?

Texas: NO

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(WA & CO are acting)

Colorado: *"accidentally" pins Washington onto a wall* Hey there, handsome man.

Washington: Thank you. Guess you wanted a tough time, hm?

Colorado: Oh you know me so well~ *gently kisses Washington's cheeks*

Meanwhile...

Hyōgo: DUDE CALM DOWN- I THINK THEY'RE JUST ACTING-

Yamagata: LET ME GO!! CARLOS YOUR BOYFRIEND'S RIGHT HERE-

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Mississippi: *wears a T-shirt that fits him for once*

Florida: WHERE'S THE MASSIAH I KNOW??

California: WHERE'S THE MASSIAH WHO "ACCIDENTALLY" SHOWS HIS SHOULDER 24/7-

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Nebraska: May I know where your virginity had went?

Mississippi: It went to buy milk.