US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

States Headcannons because I said so

Inspired by: ImWeirdOK

TW: Civil War

Alabama usually: Goofy, funny, never serious

Alabama in the Civil War: Serious, dead silent for days

Remember that Richmond was on fire? Yeah, Virginia couldn't forget about that day. She once swore to burn Columbus (OH) down, for revenge.

Vicksburg is still coughing blood, even after the war. Mississippi gave him a scarf.

Ohio in the war is basically some state who just escaped from an asylum and starts burning cities and shooting other states for a good reason-

Although West Virginia somehow betrayed Virginia and won the war, she still healed her own sister. Bruh, that is her literal sister, she must do that.

Georgia and South Carolina stayed dead silent after the war. For months.

Kansas decided to bang his head with a brick to form the Bleeding Kansas. Literally.

OKAY ENOUGH OF THIS- MOVE ON!!!

Way back in either 2020 or 2021-

CDC: Mississippi, you do know that the COVID 19 cases are still abnormally rising in your state?

MS, feeling troubled: I know, and I'm trying to lower it, but the people just won't listen.

CDC's mind: OHMYGODWHATDIDISAYIMSORRYMISSISSIPPIINEVERMEANTTOMAKEYOUFEELTROUBLED

CDC: Make them listen then.

MS, looking at the floor: Yes sir.

CDC's mind: FUCK YOU, CDC!!!

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OK: *Stands there*

AR: *Points at Oklahoma* THIS KID. IS MINE.

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Oklahoma is homesick. Change my mind. NJ and OK does boxing together often.

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MS: *Drinking water*

DC: Mississippi, would you kindly tell me what you've done to CDC?

MS: *Turns around, feeling scared* Wh-what?

DC: Now CDC has developed a crush on you.

MS: ...wHAT?!

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Church? Church.

Not the Mid West, but only AL and MS.

I can imagine someone making fun of the priest and AL is just there saying "LET ME AT THEM!!!" and MS just pulls him back, saying "Yeah sure, if he burns down the church."

Idaho's parents are writers. FAMOUS ONES. And he wants to be a writer of e-books. :)

Kansas has a crush on Iowa.

I would imagine Oregon bringing Idaho, Washington and Montana out on adventures, like visiting abandoned schools.

Montana plays the drums, Michigan plays the electric guitar and Mississippi plays the piano. It just suits them idk why-

Virginia is the flower gal, no other assumptions.