US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

PA x NJ x NY But NJ is Only Being Delusional-

Pennsylvania: But Joshua, wouldn't you be east Philadelphia?

New York: Nah. He's lower NYC.

New Jersey: *takes the meanings so wrongly he blushes as red as a tomato*

New York: Joshua?

New Jersey: Wh...WHAT THE FUCK-

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New York: Wait- Are you okay? Your face is all red-

New Jersey: GET AWAY FROM ME *walks away*

Pennsylvania: Huh-?

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Utah: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

Colorado: I- I can't even tell if you're being sarcastic or not-

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*after discussing a plan*

New Jersey: Does anyone have any questions?

Idaho: Is this legal?

New Jersey: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

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Vermont: *accidentally eats something too spicy so their eyes start to water*

Kansas: Vance, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know.

Vermont: I'm not crying?

Kansas, hugging Vermont's head: Shush baby, it's okay. Arizona is here and she loves you with her whole heart.

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South Carolina: Bad news—Louisiana locked herself outside of her own dorm.

South Carolina: Good news—we didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.

South Carolina: Bad news—Montana finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.

South Carolina: Good news—a cute guy saw me do it.

South Carolina: Bad news—it was New Hampshire , and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I'm cool no matter what I do. It's too late. He knows.