Nebraska: Wake me up...
New York: Before you go go!
South Dakota: When September ends...
Tennessee: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
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Nebraska: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
New York: 'Prettiest Smile'
Indiana: 'Nicest Personality'
Idaho: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Maine: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Nebraska: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
North Dakota: Nope, absolutely not.
California: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Ishikawa: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Hiroshima: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Aomori: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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California: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
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Indiana, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Shimane: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Indiana, with the tone of someone who is used to Shimane: Outstanding.
Indiana: This is what I'm talking about people.
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North Carolina: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
Ehime: Just rip the bandage off.
North Carolina: It's Rhode Island.
Ehime, with enough knowledge to know that the state is taller than Kagawa, but still short: Put the bandage back on.
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New York : How did none of you hear what I just said?
South Dakota: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Tokushima: I got distracted about halfway through.
Nagano: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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TW: NSFW-ish
Ohio: Is having a penis fun?
Fukuoka: It has its ups and downs.
Iowa: Sometimes it's a little hard.
Hyogo: It's a pain in the ass.
Connecticut: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.
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*The squad right before Tennessee's wedding*
Shimane: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Illinois: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Tokyo: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Nebraska: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Miyagi, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
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