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Michigan: *Minding his own business*
Ohio, all of a sudden: Yo Mich! Fight me!
Michigan: *looks at him*
Ohio: C'mon bro! Fight me!
Michigan: No.
Ohio: Chicken. I'm leaving-
Michigan: *calmly uses magic, and flings Ohio away as hard as he can* Bye.
~~~
Virginia: Yo sis, where's my phone?
West Virginia: I hid it in a tree.
Virginia: It's, mudslide season.
West Virginia: ... Oh, uh-
Virginia: It's alright, it's okay. I can always replace it.
West Virginia: And this is why I say you're the best state ever.
~~~
Wyoming: *Answers phone call* Hello?
Colorado: FBI OPEN UP
*Colorado came smashing the door open*
~~~
Massachusetts: Then just a bit more, done. You're gonna be just fine lying there, my pal.
South Dakota, being bandaged like a mummy: H-H-Hampshire, I n-need your h-help-
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South Carolina: OHIO HELP I'M IN BEAR DANGER RIGHT NOW-
Ohio: Activate your shields, that'll work.
South Carolina: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
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Florida: *sees a wolf*
Florida: Sincerely, I choose you!
(Sincerely is her pet alligator)
Mississippi: *teleports* C'mon, let's get ya outta here.
~~~
Florida: Me when I see a wolf?
Florida: Oh ho ho~ In the Original AU, I would summon my pet alligator.
Florida: In Swap! would probably call for help, then-
Minnesota: What about 2p! AU?
Florida: .... You want to know about THAT AU?
~~~
New Jersey: Yo bro, do you still go stargazing?
New Mexico: Nope, not anymore.
New Jersey: Why?
New Mexico: A meteor once fell in front of me.
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Utah: Stargazing is stupid.
Arizona: You have offended many stargazing lovers, including Creator herself.
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Texas: Yo Colorado and Oklahoma, help me out with something.
Colorado: No. I'm highly allergic to-
Oklahoma: ah. Well sure.
Colorado: Really shy boy??
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Oklahoma: Thanks to you, we got lost.
Ohio: I'm sowwy...
Oregon: Can we ask someone here...?
Oklahoma: There's no one here, so no.
Oregon: *Sees his capital, Salem* Salem!! It's me, Oregon!!
Salem: *waves*
Salem, came running: Brother Oregon? What brings you here?
Oregon, Oklahoma: *points at Ohio*
Salem: *Looks at Ohio, then looks at Oregon again* You guys got lost?
Oregon: Yeah.
Salem: I'll get you out of here!
Oklahoma: Thanks, Salem.
~~~
Rhode Island: Stop teasing me about my height!!!
Georgia, who was just putting the cookie jar back on the shelf: What, you're talking to me?
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Michigan: Has Brother America talked about us?
Minnesota: No?
Michigan: Then do you think that the countries may or may not have known about us actually?
Minnesota: *Peeks at the window*
Iraq: *Looks at the window and smiles*
Minnesota: HOLY SHIT ONE OF THE COUNTRIES SAW US RUN RUN RUN!!!
Iraq: ?
(They didn't even know that country was Iraq, so they didn't call her a "terrorist". Yes, Iraq is a girl.)
~~~
Delaware: I hate being the first state.
Mississippi: You would hate being the eldest and the first state if you were in my age now.
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*Pennsylvania comes back alone*
Illinois: Where's Oregon?
Pennsylvania: *shrugs* He told me to come back first.
Illinois: ...AGAIN?!
~~~
*Texas and Kentucky being lovebirds*
Nebraska: STFU, you two.
Mississippi: *Snaps photo*
Alaska: I need to think on how to get them a room.
~~~
Vermont: *Lying on the floor, injured*
Maine: Vermont, can you hear us?
Vermont: *Nods*
New York: VERMONT, ARE YOU DEAD?
Vermont: *shakes head and cracks a smile*
Maine: WTF, York.
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