A/N: No cities for this chapter, sorry.
Illinois: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
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New York: Is something burning?
North Carolina: Just my love for you.
New York: Carolina, the toaster is on fire.
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Texas: Hey Illyria,
Illinois: Yes?
Texas: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Illinois: ...
Illinois: Where's Hunter?
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South Dakota, setting down a card: Ace of spades!
Wyoming, pulling out an UNO card: +4, sorry Rhett.
Rhode Island, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!!
Maryland, trembling: What are we playing?!
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New York: Good morning.
Iowa: Good morning.
Washington: Good morning.
Maryland: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
North Carolina: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Massachusetts: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
California: Okay, but what is updog?
Vermont: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Idaho: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Delaware: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Minnesota: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Massachusetts: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs
Idaho: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Vermont: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
California: What's a henway??
Massachusetts: Oh, about five pounds.
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Kentucky, trying to convince New York to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Louisiana: And loud!
Alaska: And grumpy!
South Carolina: And oblivious to reality!
New York:
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[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]
Arkansas: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake.
North Carolina: You're in a prison cell :)
DC: You did great. Well, I got a 10-
North Carolina: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3
Indiana: I got a 1!
North Carolina: You're in... a cube-shaped place.
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Hawaii: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Massachusetts: The cow???
Hawaii: What?
Arizona: Maxwell, W H Y?
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Oregon: So that's my plan.
Connecticut: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Oregon: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Connecticut: It fucking sucks.
Oregon: That's not constructive criticism.
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New Mexico: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
New Mexico: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
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Virginia: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Delaware: Three words.
Virginia:
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Montana: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Pennsylvania, amazed: Wow...
West Virginia, to Pennsylvania: Well what does that mean?
Pennsylvania: I don't know.
Pennsylvania, to Montana: What does that mean?
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Alaska: I think we're missing something.
Colorado: Teamwork?
Iowa: Cohesion?
Hawaii: A general sense of what we're doing?
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Oregon: Is having a penis fun?
Colorado: It has its ups and downs.
Connecticut: Sometimes it's a little hard.
Utah: It's a pain in the ass.
Nebraska: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.
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Delaware: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Ohio: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Illinois: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Utah: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Nebraska: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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DC: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Louisiana: Plane tickets?
Rhode Island: Concert tickets?
Arkansas: Prostitution?
DC, holding their broken frames: Glasses.
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Rhode Island: They stole from me first!
Florida: Mhm.
Rhode Island: Stole my heart...
Maine: It is still illegal to commit murder.
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New Jersey: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
Massachusetts: What's that?
New Jersey: Remorse code.
Massachusetts: I'm even angrier now.
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Missouri: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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(Hospital!AU)
Pennsylvania: I'm so tough, I'm on alert even when there's no danger!
Wisconsin: Pam, that's PTSD.
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Louisiana: Are you sure this is the right direction?
California: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Oregon: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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