Part 16 but with Cities instead

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by ItzKi0
by ItzKi0
                                    
                                              Wylie(TX): We need to get through this locked door. Watsonville, give me your credit card.
Watsonville(CA): Here.
Wylie, pocketing it: Thanks. Cranston(RI), kick down the door.
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Leominster(MA): If Hattiesburg and I were drowning, who would you save?
Portland(ME): You two can't swim?
Hattiesburg(MS): It's a hypothetical question, Portland! who would you save?
Portland: my time and effort.
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Clovis(CA): What time is it?
Apple Valley(CA): I don't know, pass me that saxophone and we'll find out.
Apple Valley: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Glenview(IL): WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Apple Valley: It's 2 am.
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Euclid(OH): Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
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El Centro(CA): BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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This is out of the chapter but this really suits my headcanon for Pennsylvania-
Pennsylvania: Goodnight moon.
Pennsylvania: Goodnight tree.
Pennsylvania: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
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Peachtree Corners(GA): When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.
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Lauderhill(FL): Go to Hell
West Des Moines(IA), tearing up: I wish I could
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Burlington(NC): I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Huntington Beach(CA): It's not a joke.
Huntington Beach: *sniffles*
Huntington Beach: I'm a legit snack.
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Niagara Falls(NY): Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Westerville(OH): I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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Nashua(NH), about Concord(CA): Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Lexington-Fayette(KY): Are we stealing them?
Thousand Oaks(CA): New or used?
Nashua: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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Royal Oak(MI): How did none of you hear what I just said?
Richardson(TX): I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Clearwater(FL): I got distracted about halfway through.
Apopka(FL): Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Menifee(CA): There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Oakley(CA): 
Madera(CA):
Nashville-Davidson(TN):
Everyone Else At Menifee's Surprise Birthday Party:
Oakley: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Baltimore(MD): You know those things will kill you, right?
Novi(MI), pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Coconut Creek(FL), smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Minnetonka(MN): *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*