MAY I INTRODUCE YOU... TO THE AU THAT'S WAY MORE CHAOTIC THAN THE ORIGINAL!
PERSONALITYSWAP! AU!!! (Swap! AU for short :DDD)
Oh yesh, the states' actions below isn't something they'd do in the Original AU.
Storyboard inspired by ivywolf28
The State-House was chaotic as always.
Imagine this one scene. North Carolina was running all over the place, Colorado was so high he claimed that he saw flying chairs and walking tables and DC's coffee machine talking in Spanish, Wyoming was screaming using a megaphone, Texas was getting strangled by California, the Louisianians were trying to kick West Virginia out of the kitchen yet failed because she kept on coming back, New York was definitely up to something-
Yep. Same as always.
Delaware was reading a book in the attic, hiding behind a pile of cardboard boxes. Her face got red every time she read that one chapter. Guess what she was reading?
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She was reading an erotica about cowboys. Why cowboys specifically though? Oh that's easy. Her crush towards Texas still hasn't faded.
Anyways, she didn't realize that someone turned on the lights and saw what she was reading until she heard a laugh. She looked up and froze. Mississippi was laughing at her.
"So that's why you're hiding here!"
"Shut up!!"
Sippi then ran out of the attic, yelling for Texas. Delaware put her book down and chased after him. Little did they know, Oklahoma went into the attic afterwards...
"HELIOS! YO HELIOS I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!!" Mississippi yelled, running in the halls. Texas turned around and waved his hand for help. Yeah no Sippi didn't get the hint. "CALI LET ME GO- OW." Texas shouted as California dropped him on the ground. Mississippi then crouched next to him and cheerfully told him everything he saw. He didn't even whisper, so California heard the whole thing too. When Delaware finally caught Mississippi, she pushed him to the floor, pinning both of his hands above his head with one hand, and pointing at Texas with the other. "What the FUCK did you say to him?!" She snapped. As Sippi was going to answer her...
"Um- Guys? Why is there an erotica of cowboys in the attic??"
Oklahoma shouted from the attic, as loud as he could. This guy didn't even bother flying anymore. Now everyone knew that there was an erotica. Delaware then covered Sippi's mouth, not letting him say anything. Texas and California then looked away from the two, not saying anything at all. New Jersey noticed the 4 being sus, so he walked towards Delaware and patted her on the shoulder. She glanced at him. "Was the book yours?" New Jersey whispered, making the other blush real hard. New Jersey then whispered in a slight panicked tone. "No no- I won't tell anyone, I swear." Delaware then nodded her head, hinting that the book was hers.
"Massiah, you alright-?"
"MMMMMMM-"
"I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO, STFU!!"
"Bruh-"
"This pose looks kinda..."
"DUDE WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOUR MIND?!"
yep. everyone started to argue.
shit gon get real once sippi was freed.
(Lmao I'm ending it here, want a part 2?)
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
HumorThe old bio needs to be fucking ignored-