Flor is NOT OK

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by ItzKi0

by ItzKi0

Flor: So my therapist was talking to me and she said that I really just need to break down my walls and let people in.

Flor: So I've decided to break the fourth wall.

Flor: *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.

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New Jersey, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I'm at the store so be quick!

Kansas: Moose Tracks is good!

Colorado: What the fuck is that!?

Kansas: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-

Colorado: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It's like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like "Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.

New Jersey and Kansas: what?

Colorado: I don't get it why add the EXTRA u when it's PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?

New Jersey: You done now?

Colorado: Yeah OK.

New Jersey and Kansas: ...

Colorado: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?

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Illinois: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Kentucky doesn't take me seriously enough.

Hawaii: "Sometimes"?

Washington: "Enough"?

Illinois:

Washington: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.

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Kentucky: Vermont, you'll be working with Alaska and Wisconsin.

Vermont: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Vermont: ...Of people in a team.