US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

Part 10

Iowa: I think Vermont was right.

Minnesota: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Arizona: He wouldn't do that.

Vermont: You're right, Arizona. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Vermont: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Vermont Told You So' on the back*

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Tennessee: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Washington: Put spaghetti in it.

Tennessee: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

West Virginia: Put spaghetti in it.

Tennessee: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Nebraska: Put spaghetti in it.

Tennessee: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Pierre: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Montgomery: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Pierre: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING LITTLE ROCK WITH ME

Atlanta, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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Jefferson City: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Madison: I don't know how to do that.

Providence: I don't wear a watch.

Columbus: Time is a construct.

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South Dakota: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Massachusetts will and will not eat.

Idaho: Grass? Yes!

South Dakota: Moss? Yes!!

Idaho: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

South Dakota: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Idaho: Worms? Sometimes!

South Dakota: Rocks? Usually nah.

Idaho: Twigs? Usually!

South Dakota: Tennessee's cooking? Inconclusive!

Michigan: How did you... test this?

South Dakota: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it.

Michigan: ... I don't know how to feel about this.

Tennessee: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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California: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!

New Jersey: Tubular AF!

Massachusetts: Mood to the max!

West Virginia, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.

South Carolina, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.

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Trenton: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Sacramento: Nope, absolutely not.