US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

Texas and Alaska-

Alaska: Imagine being under 5'4'' and thinking you have rights lol couldn't be me.

Texas: You wanna keep those kneecaps you better stfu

Alaska: I'm sorry, I can't hear you from all the way down there, can you repeat that?

Texas: I SAID FUCK YOU BITCH

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Texas:Hey, you wanna bang?

Alaska:

Texas: I meant hang.

Alaska:

Texas: Actually, no, I didn't.

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Texas: The best revenge, really, is being nice!

Alaska: [in the distance] Or murder.

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Texas: Please? For me?

Alaska: Don't do that.

Texas: Do what, Achlys?

Alaska: You think if you say, "please, for me?" and give me that look, I'll do whatever the fuck you wa-

Texas: Please, for me?

Alaska: ...Whatever you manipulative witch, fuck off.