US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

Part 8

Pennsylvania: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!

California: Pamella-

California: It- it was just an ant-

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Illinois: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Rhode Island: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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Vermont: Marlow isn't answering my messages.

Idaho: Allow me.

Vermont: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-

Montana: *replying to message* Hello.

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This is Cityhumans but OK-

Springfield: Hey, I see those leaves, where are you from?

Chicago: Illinois.

Springfield: AAYYYE, I KNEW IT! ME TOO!

Indianapolis: Did you just identify a state by looking at its leaves.

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Oklahoma: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

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*Arkansas is speaking on the phone*

Arkansas: Yeah, I'm with Mary.

Maryland: I'm f***ing dying-

Arkansas: Yep, she's okay.

Maryland: I have a knife in my chest!

Arkansas: No, she can't talk right now. She's sleeping, sorry.

Maryland: IM BLEEDING OUT-

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Nebraska: Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you.

Colorado: Thanks, Nebraska!

Nebraska: It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.

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Virginia: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Arizona: Make his d*** hard not his life.

Nevada: Break her bed not her heart.

Indiana: Play with her boobs not her feelings.

Ohio: Get on his d*** not his nerves.

Maryland: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

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*At a dinner party, the guests converse while the host is away*

Maine: So how do you know the host?

Mississippi: They were a former vegan, and they bought milk.

Vermont: That B****!

New Hampshire: I pulled them over for money laundering.

Massachusetts: I'm chaperoning their dinner party.

Alabama: They stole a baconator!

Vermont: That B****!

Maine: I tanked the store they were managing and they convinced me to quit from one of the only jobs I've ever had. Now I'm living off of unemployment checks and fear!

Fun Fact: I learned that Alabama and Mississippi are partners in crime, so are NH and Vermont, and I ship Maine with Massachusetts- Then the random US State generator just gave me these states-

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Nebraska: Where's Minne?

New Jersey: Don't worry, I'll find her.

New Jersey, shouting: Canada sucks!

Minnesota, distantly: Canada is the best person ever! F*** you!

New Jersey: Found her.

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Kansas: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?

Michigan: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.

Kansas:

Kansas: *sobs*

Iowa: You f***ing scared him, you idiot.

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Alabama: Wow, Flor, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Florida: We literally slept together yesterday.

Alabama: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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Alabama: Go ahead, Massiah. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry.

Oklahoma: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.

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Rhode Island: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Pennsylvania: I wrote you a poem.

Rhode Island, already crying: You did?

~ *Cities in Mississippi has joined the chat*~

Vicksburg: I can't believe you've done this.....

Jackson: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Vicksburg, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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New Brunswick: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?

New Hampshire: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*

New Brunswick: Aww, it's a love note for Nickolas (NY)?

New Hampshire: No-

New Brunswick: *opens it*

New Brunswick:

New Hampshire:

New Brunswick: I can't read this.