Florida: Who wants to bet 10 bucks that Massiah's having a nightmare again?
Mississippi: You're gonna win anyway-
Florida: So you are?
Mississippi: SINCE WHEN DID I STOP?
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*In the afterlife*North Dakota: Hi there
Pennsylvania: Hi.
North Dakota: ...I do not know if I'm hallucinating, I'm seeing your spirit rn, or am I dead
Pennsylvania: You're dead.
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Oklahoma: When is she gonna stop...
Mississippi: ...
Florida: *is playing the pocky game for the 50th match with the same person*
Mississippi: Not until she wins that 50 bucks.
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Florida: I DON'T WANNA TURN 18
Mississippi: ...
Kentucky: ...
Texas: Uh... But you HAVE to.
Florida: :(
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
HumorThe old bio needs to be fucking ignored-