Heathers lmao-

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by ItzKi0

by ItzKi0

TW: 18+ Content

*Insert shit happening and Dallas saw it*

Dallas: Well... FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW!!!

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Marietta, breaking into Natchitoches' room, willing to fUCK HIM: Sorry but I really had to wake you, see I decided I must ride you till I break you~

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Greenhill, in this cheerful tone: Y'know, how haunting it is to see all your friends who rode the bus to school are all dead?

Hattiesburg in the corner: AND I THOUGHT YOU CAN'T READ-

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Nacogdoches: are you gonna have a problem, ya got a bone to pick, you've come so far, why now, are yOU PULLING ON MY DICK?!

Atlantic City, who CLEARLY pissed him off and is very high on drugs: Becuz fuck u, i gotta go gamble-

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Andover: I'm not the type of girl to watch people punching each other, but with this kid-

Cincinnati: *Punching a bitch for Harrisburg*

Andover: DAAAAAAAMMNNNNNNN...

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Random guy on drugs: "Heyyyy Peoriaaaaaaaa~"

Peoria: God, you have two hands, use one of them.

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Franklin, scaring the literal fuck outta poor Cheyenne: YOU WERE MEANT TO BE MINE- I AM ALL THAT U NEED-

Cheyenne: ישוע יגרום לזה להפסיק- (Jesus make it stop-)

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Moscow, Idaho: *Talking to a wall. he's a weirdo*

Moscow, Russia and Kyiv: *Arguing*

Kyiv: SHUT UP MOSCOW!

Moscow, Idaho: YOU SHUT UP! I DON'T HAVE TO SHUT UP ANYMOREEEEEE-

Moscow, Russia, whispering: what is wrong with him-

Kyiv: Idfk.

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Denver: Happiness comes, when everything comes, wHo NeEdS CoCaInE~

Kingston, Jamaica: He's on drugs.