US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

Part 5

Louisiana: Listen, I can explain...

Iowa: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?

Arkansas: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!

Kentucky: SINCE WHEN DID LOUIE START WORKING AND EARN MONEY?!

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Oklahoma: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

Minnesota: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Wisconsin?

Wisconsin: Probably "road work ahead".

Kentucky: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Rhode Island: Hewwo.

Minnesota: Hihiiiiii!

South Carolina: Greetings, Humans.

Maryland: Three kinds of people.

North Carolina: I want pudding.

Rhode Island: Four kinds of people. Also, aren't you sick??

North Carolina: Arizona gave me an effective pill and I feel better now-

Maine: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?

Maryland: Five kinds of people.

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Connecticut: Rules are made to be broken.

Tennessee: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

North Dakota: Uh, piñatas.

Wyoming, with an unusual louder voice: Glow sticks.

Montana: Karate boards.

South Dakota: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

New Jersey: NO- That's illEGAL SD!!

Connecticut: Rules.

Tennessee: ...

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Alaska: Where did you go?? It's been two hours, going in and out of the chicken shack shouldn't have been that long.

Montana: Rhode Island was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Rhode Island: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.

Montana: Rhode, you ate a chair.

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Arkansas: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine and became more evil if you're curious.

North Carolina: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Arkansas: Nah, i'm going to get worse on purpose.

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Alabama: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Nevada: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Alabama: Neveah, please....

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Iowa: Have you seen a person named 'New Mexico' around here?

DC: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Kansas: It looks fine to me?

DC: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

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Tennessee: Truth or dare?

Colorado: Dare!

Tennessee: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Colorado: Hey Florida

Florida, disappointingly: Yeah?

Colorado: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Minnesota

Minnesota: AYO WHAT-

Tennessee: XD

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Connecticut: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

New Hampshire, laughing: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Wyoming, quietly: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Minnesota: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

New Hampshire: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

New Brunswick, shouting behind Maine: That's my idea, you meanie-

Wyoming: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Minnesota: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Texas, annoyed: Y'all disappointments

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Delaware: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!

Michigan: To the city?

Delaware: Yeah, no matter what!

Wyoming: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?

Delaware: I... I don't know!

Kansas: Oh come off it, be serious!

Delaware: I am serious!

Kansas: You're insane!

Florida: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!

Delaware: What the fuck, Florida???

Florida: Or maybe it was a basset hound!

Kansas, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

~(The next two are gonna be the Southern states)~

Florida: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Georgia: Self-confidence, haven't seen you in years!

Mississippi, sarcastically: Oh wow, my brother's life! Thank you for finding this!

Louisiana: I knew I lost that "family peace" somewhere!

Alabama: My dad, is that you?

Florida: I shouldn't have asked that, knowing that I'm the only one who has a fun childhood here.

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Florida: You're a loose cannon,Alabama.

Alabama: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Georgia: I think you play by your own rules.

Texas: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Florida: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Oklahoma, very quietly: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Mississippi when angry is a loose cannon.

Mississippi, angrily: *smashes a chair*

Texas: Is that chair anyone's?

DC: Nope, I was gonna throw it away, but looks like we now have enough wood to fill the fireplace.