A/N: Yeet- With JPN Prefectures, not making this chapter NSFW this time-
Wakayama: Pros and cons of dating me.
Wakayama: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Wakayama: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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Osaka: We both look very beautiful tonight.
Yamanashi: You know, if you'd just said that I looked beautiful, I would have said, "So do you."
Osaka: I couldn't take that chance.
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*playing twister*
Tokushima: Right hand red.
Kagawa: *ends up on top of Yamagata*
Yamagata: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Tokushima: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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Ibaraki: Why is Fukuoka crying on the floor?
Nagano: He's drunk.
Ibaraki: And?
Nagano: He saw a picture of Okinawa's spouse.
Ibaraki: But he's Okinawa's spouse.
Nagano: I know.
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Miyagi, about Oita and Miyazaki: My god, would you two just get a room already?
Miyazaki: Excuse me, Miyagi?
Miyagi: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?
Oita: ... I have a girlfriend, Miyagi.
Tochigi: I ship it!
Akita: CAN YOU NOT?
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Gunma: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Iwate and Shiga's convo?
Okayama: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Shimane: I'm in the washing machine.
Toyama: I'm in the closet.
Okayama: We accept you Toyama. <3
Toyama: ...Huh?
Okayama: Love is love. <3
Gunma: Okayama, he's 13. Why would you think he knows what that means-
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