US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

She's Sobbing- wait what

Florida: sobbing

Mississippi: sigh

Texas: Guys I have more spirits of frogs on my spirit roster

Massachusetts: W H A T

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New Jersey: How- How did you do that??

New York who somehow turned on NYC's inner light sticks hidden somewhere in his hair: Magic.

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Wyoming: ...

DC: Acre came to see you.

Wyoming: Really? Where is she?

Wisconsin: and you say he's not in love...

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Delaware: Can we focus on the main situation here? Flor-

Florida: is still sobbing

Delaware: Uh... that doesn't hide the fact you burned a house.

Florida: shut up... :(

Kansas: ...ANYWAY LET'S MOVE ON-

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Ohio: Is he okay?

Oregon: I don't think so-

Oklahoma: TEARS FALLING DOWN AT THE PARTY-