Zhejiang: *Writing something on a piece of paper*
Indiana: What'cha writing?
Zhejiang: *passes her the paper*
Indiana: Ooh, for me? *reads the paper*
Indiana:
Indiana: Awww. *smiles*
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Tianjin: *Being sister cities with Mobile, AL and Dallas, TX*
Mississippi: *just right there*
Mississippi, teasing the other: Oi, what about me?
Tianjin: >:p
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Michigan: *just talking to Shiga*
Sichuan: *literally kicks the door down* 密歇根，我最好的朋友！！
(Translation: Michigan, my best friend!!)
Shiga: *was scared*
Michigan: HOLY SHIT- SICHUAN WTF?!
Sichuan: I got something for you!!
Michigan: Thanks, but can you knock the door next time??
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Hawaii: Hainan is probably under a flood,
Hawaii: I'm in a fire,
Hawaii: I guess no one can help us now.
Hainan: And no, don't try and say, "What about Okinawa?" BITCH SHE'S 'BOUTA BE BLOWN AWAY BY THE TYPHOONS RN-
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Anhui: *Just reading a fanfic of herself & Maryland*
Maryland: *peeks at Anhui's phone and holds in her laughter*
Maryland: Do you, really like me that much?
Anhui: GAH!! Wha-?! MARYLAND?!
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A/N: No seriously, there ARE fanfics about Michigan & Sichuan, Maryland & Anhui, and California & Guangdong if u search them on LOFTER- LOFTER is a Chinese app slightly similar to Pinterest btw.
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
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