US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

Part 4

Nebraska, breaking something for the fourth time: *stands there*

Maryland, seeing this: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Nebraska: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Maryland, already having her bad temper ready: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Texas: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Arizona does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?

Idaho: If Arizona were to jump off a cliff, she would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Arizona jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Texas: You jump off a cliff!

Idaho: Gladly. Provided Arizona did first.

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South Carolina: Why are New Hampshire and New Mexico sitting with their backs to each other?

Indiana: They had a fight.

South Carolina: Then why are they holding hands?

Indiana: They get sad when they fight.

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Pennsylvania: So uhhh... my question is, my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...

Texas: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!

Utah: In your pantry!

Pennsylvania: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?

Texas: Is your friend here?

Pennsylvania, motioning to Wyoming: Yeah.

Texas, to Wyoming: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(

Arkansas: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-

Arkansas: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!

Arkansas: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN?!

Wyoming, quietly: No...

Arkansas, to Texas and Utah: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS

Texas: YAAAAAAAAY!

Utah: THE PRESTIGE!

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Louisiana: So. Who broke it? I'm not telling anyone else, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Georgia: ...I did. I broke it.

Louisiana: No. No you didn't. Brother New Mexico?

New Mexico: Don't look at me. Look at Wisconsin.

Wisconsin: What?! I didn't break it.

New Mexico: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Wisconsin: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

New Mexico: Sus...

Wisconsin: No, it's not!

Alaska: If it matters, probably not, but Virginia was the last one to use it.

Virginia: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Alaska: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Virginia: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Alaska!

Georgia: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Tell the others I broke it, Louie.

Louisiana: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Alaska: Louie... New Mexico's been awfully quiet.

New Mexico: rEALLY?! OH MY GOD-

*Everyone starts arguing*

Louisiana, being interviewed: It's Brother Kentucky. I burned my hand so he punched it.

Kentucky, coming out from nowhere: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Louisiana, thinking: Next time don't tell me to lie, brother Kentucky...

Kentucky: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Y/N: Can I copy the homework?

Arkansas: I can help you with it!

Tennessee: Yeah, sure.

S. Carolina: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Michigan: lol nope.

Kentucky, in the hospital, because he fainted during class again: Wait, we had homework?!

Ohio: *Read 5:55pm*

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New Jersey: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Missouri: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Wyoming: I personally was created in a lab.

Arizona: I just straight up spawned lol.

~I'm using the same states from above~

New Jersey: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Missouri: Is it me, New Jersey?

New Jersey: No, it's not you.

Wyoming: Is it me, New Jersey?

New Jersey: It's not you either.

Arizona, pronouncing his name in a wrong way: Is it me, New Joisey?

New Jersey: *Holding his anger in*

New Jersey, mockingly: Is IT mE, New JoIsEy?

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Alaska: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.

Arkansas: You people already know too much about me.

Montana: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.