Toyama and Ishikawa: *having snowstorms in December*
Niigata: So what happened these days?
Toyama: A dad went outside, drove his car and accidentally killed his son.
Ishikawa: A woman was hit- WAIT WHAT??
Toyama: ?
Ishikawa: ...A woman was hit by a fallen tree and died...
Niigata: Eh, it's normal.
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Other countries on 1st January: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Japan on 1st January: *EARTHQUAKE IN ISHIKAWA INTENSIFIES*
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Niigata: So about the supplies I promised to give you-
Ishikawa: Yes?
Niigata: The plane with all those supplies crashed into an another plane flying back from Hokkaido. And caught on fire.
Ishikawa: ...
Tokyo: I'M SORRY
Hokkaido: IT'S OKAY REALLY, AS LONG AS THE PASSENGERS DIDN'T DIE-
Ishikawa: How inconvenient, I am in a lack of supplies.
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Chiba: Even Tokyo Disneyland is shaking-
Fukushima: *PTSD intensifies* ISHIKAWA THIS BETER NOT CAUSE A GOD DAMN TSUNAMI-
Miyagi: GOD NOT THE 11TH MARCH INCIDENT CALL OUT-
Kumamoto: First time?
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
HumorThe old bio needs to be fucking ignored-
