US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

Part 12

A/N: No states for this chapter, sorry. Cities will take over this chap instead. Also, some quotes are repeated.

Denton(TX): You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

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Sunnyvale(CA): Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Orange(CA): Okay.

Sunnyvale: And make out during the scary parts.

Orange: Th-

Orange: The scary parts.

Orange: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Kansas City(MO): What do you think Hillsboro(OR) will do for a distraction?

Deltona(FL): He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Deltona: ... or he could do that.

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Petaluma(CA): Shit.

Monroe(LA): Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Joliet(IL): OH MY GOD PATERSON(NJ) FELL OFF!!!

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Murray(UT): Bye Livonia(MI)! Bye Rialto(CA)! Bye North Charleston(SC)! Bye Covina(CA)! Bye Livonia!

Rialto: You said 'bye Livonia' twice.

Murray: I like Livonia.

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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*

Marana(AZ): Thanks fam!

Lafayette(LA): oh no

Lawrence(IN): *cries* I love you too

Gary(IN): Sounds fake but okay

Bentonville(AR): *A flustered mess*

Eastvale(CA): can i get a refund

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Lombard(IL): Are we really going to let Sunrise(FL) keep Redding(CA)?

Eau Claire(WI): We kept Cape Coral(FL).

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Columbus(GA), Wilkes-Barre(PA), and Jupiter(FL) are sitting on a bench

Minneapolis(MN): Why do you guys look so sad?

Columbus: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Minneapolis sits down*

Wilkes-Barre: The bench is freshly painted.

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Pleasanton(CA): While I'm gone, Alexandria(LA), you're in charge.

Alexandria: Yes!!!

Pleasanton, whispering: Carmel(IN), you're secretly in charge.

Carmel: Obviously.

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St. Peters(MO): I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Bozeman(MT): I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.