*Henan sees a notice written in Korean*
The notice translated into English: Please do not eat the cake in the refrigerator. Especially you, Liaoning. -Qinghai
Henan (河南): *takes the cake out* You think I really give a fuck? I can't even read.
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Macau: I can explain.
Xinjiang (Or East Turkestan, IDK): Can you?
Macau: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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Shaanxi (陕西): I trust Yunnan (云南).
Shanxi (山西): You think she knows what she's doing?
Shaanxi (陕西): I wouldn't go that far.
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Heilongjiang （黑龙江）: Taiwan isn't answering his phone
Jiangxi （江西）: I'll call
Heilongjiang（黑龙江）: Guizhou （贵州） and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Taiwan: Hello?
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Hubei (湖北): Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Inner Mongolia（内蒙古）: Tubular AF!
Taiwan: Mood to the max!
Hong Kong, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Macau, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.
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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Xizang (Or Tibet): Thanks fam!
Liaoning (辽宁): oh no
Xinjiang (Or East Turkestan): *cries* I love you too
Guizhou (贵州): Sounds fake but okay
Hebei (河北): *A flustered mess*
Guangdong (广东): can i get a refund
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Gansu*
Gansu (甘肃): Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Inner Mongolia, standing with their back turned: I've been expecting you, Anhui.
Anhui (安徽): How did you do that without turning around?
Inner Mongolia: *turns his head 180 degrees* ...I'm an owl, Anhui.
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Shaanxi (陕西): I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Qinghai (青海): 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Shaanxi: Jokes on you, I can't do math
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Heilongjiang: *Gently taps table*
HK: *Taps back*
Beijing: What are they doing?
Shanghai: Morse code.
Heilongjiang: *Aggressively taps table*
HK: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Zhejiang (浙江), who's deaf & does not know how to speak English: 其实，我实在听不懂他们在说什么。
(Translation: Actually, I really don't understand what they're talking about.)
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