Shit is Fucked Up Today

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by ItzKi0

by ItzKi0

"Good morning USA!!"

Utah was feeling good today. He walked out of his room and yelled as he stretched his arms out.

Yet, everyone else did not feel the same.

"Where the fuck were my glasses?!" New Mexico shouted, looking everywhere for his glasses when they were on his head, but no one told him about that.

Not long after he stumbled his way towards the elevator, the kitchen was set on fire again. "ARIZONA!!" The Midwestern states were ready to throw hands. Arizona then peeked from the door frame, looking at the 12 states with her puppy eyes. "Sorry...?"

And now let me list you the chaos the US States have started.

1. Alabama literally yelled the lyrics of Old Town Road at 4:00 am, waking everyone up
2. Alaska claimed the refrigerator as his own since the 1st day of June
3. Arkansas beating the living shit out of Kansas
4. California somehow getting high on a weed stash found in the middle of nowhere
5. Colorado noticing California getting high and starts coughing due to his allergies
6. Connecticut somehow managed to get himself riding on a wheelchair, when his legs are perfectly fine
7. Florida just existing, to be honest
8. Hawaii holding her breath in a small tank of water for more than 3 minutes yet still not dying
9. Maine just trying to DJ her way while Maryland bothers her
10. Michigan- Michigan just- beating Ohio. With his scythe. By beating him I mean just bonking him on the head with the scythe's handle-
11. Minnesota just chilling at the rooftop while Massachusetts runs to stop her from getting hurt- or worse, commit sui-
12. Montana yeeting rocks at Wyoming & Idaho for the 546382nd time
13. Nevada just trying to gamble away her monthly salary- ending up winning 3 times the amount of her salary back-
14. NJ and NY fighting. As usual.
15. Pennsylvania & ND scaring the living shit outta everyone saying that there's a ghost behind them
16. Vermont (Vance) accidentally found a scorpion-
17. Texas being narcissistic and getting hit by Oklahoma
18. Wyoming praying to God that Montana will hit himself with his own rocks someday out loud-
19. Washington running in the rain without an umbrella, yet somehow STILL did not catch a cold
20. SD playing the electric guitar VERY LOUDLY-

And a lot more.

Now Utah felt grumpier.