US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

Some quotes 'cause yes-

In the Statehumans Group Chat...

Texas, all of a sudden: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Hawaii, tired of everyone's shit: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?

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Missouri, texting Iowa: HILLARY! Help I'm being kidnapped!

Iowa: Where are you?

Missouri: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Iowa: I'll call Flor.

Florida, answering their cell: Y'ello?

Iowa: Where's Macey? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Florida: Missouri? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Florida:

Florida: I'll call you back. *hangs up*

Florida: THE NEW HAIR STYLE ISN'T THAT BAD!

Missouri: WHO ARE YOU?!

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Maryland: Hah! 69! Y'all know what that means?

Maine, not knowing what her friend means: What??

Wisconsin: that you're probably a child.

Kentucky, jokingly: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

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Wyoming, speaking with a mic: Utah, how to spell theif?

Utah: You mean thief?

Wyoming: Yep. Is it theif?

Utah, patiently, because he knows Wyoming is just 9 to 10 years old: I before E, except after C.

Wyoming: Thceif.

Utah, realizing what he has said: Not like that-

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New York: This is a mistake.

Wisconsin, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

New York: But not today-

Wisconsin, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess.

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Connecticut: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Indiana: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.