US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

Part 19 but it's the Popular Cities

A/N: They're all friends, so have them go crazy for this chapter. :)

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Computer: Please set your password.

Bakersfield: *types in Echo*

Computer: This password is too weak.

Bakersfield: How dare you...

Bakersfield: *flings computer out the window*

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Aurora: I was arrested for being too cool.

Miami: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Buffalo: I hardly slept last night

Seattle: When you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.

Buffalo: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.?

Atlanta: [bisexual panic]

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St. Petersburg: Man, traffic's a pain in the assssss.

Sacramento: Daddy's home!

Pittsburgh: Just call him Bayer, or Bear or something. Daddy is reserves for your mother to use.

Colorado Springs: I'm about to have one less boyfriend in a minute.

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Dallas: Isn't it weird that we can't ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren't a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn't ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn't really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

Jersey City: Elephants.

Dallas: Blocked.

Garland: Camels.

Dallas: Extra blocked.

Chula Vista: Donkeys.

Dallas: Ultra blocked.

Orlando: That dick.

Dallas: ...Followed.

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San Antonio: We need to distract these guys

Birmingham: Leave it to me

Birmingham: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Fort Wayne, Norfolk, and Memphis: *Immediately begin arguing*

Madison, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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Scottsdale: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

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Montgomery: Please? For me?

Detroit: Don't do that.

Montgomery: Do what?

Detroit: You think if you say, "please, for me?" and give me that look, I'll do whatever the fuck you wa-

Montgomery: Please, for me?

Detroit: ...Whatever you manipulative witch, fuck off.

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San Diego: Orlando, my old arch enemy.

Raleigh who's mute, writing on his notebook: "... I thought I was your arch enemy?"

San Diego: I have a life outside of you, Raleigh.

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Indianapolis: What's the announcement, Jacksonville?

Jacksonville: It's a lecture. San Bernardino's gonna tell us everything he knows about s*x.

Denver: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

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Milwaukee: Where's Los Angeles, Glendale, and Tucson?

Boston: They're playing hide and seek.

Milwaukee: Where?

Boston: I don't think you get how this game works.

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St Paul: Fort Worth... How do I begin to explain Fort Worth ?

Cincinnati: Fort Worth is flawless.

Boise: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.

San Diego: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.

Aurora: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.