US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

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A/N: We're at chapter 69 :D Dirty minded US States time~
Texas gets the most screen time because he is the most dirty minded-

Texas: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot New Hampshire is? Because Hunter is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

New Hampshire: I- I am a fox... but not that-

Massachusetts: WTF?!

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Texas: Know why I called you in here?

Iowa: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Texas: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

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Minnesota: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?

California: Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honors of indulging in sexual activities with you?

Michigan: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

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Idaho: This food is too hot... I can't eat it.

Kansas: You're very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Massachusetts: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Georgia: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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Connecticut: So anyways have y'all seen Ohio?

Kansas: I think they went in Michigan's room 'studying'.

New Hampshire: Doubt that. I heard groans there.

*Meanwhile in Michigan's room*

Ohio and Michigan, fighting, no really they are fighting:

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Montana: How much you wanna bet Valeria got a Lap dance from Helios?

South Dakota: If that happened, Tessa can drink free tonight.

Tennessee: As much as I love the thought of having free drinks I don't like the idea of Valeria receiving a Lap dance from someone other than her two girlfriends, tbh.

Montana: Hey Tex, did you give Virginia a lap dance?

Texas: So what if I did?

Montana, to South Dakota: I guess Tennessee is drinking free tonight.

Texas: Be right back, I'm gonna go cry-

Virginia, entering the room: What the actual fu-

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A/N: It's actually chapter 68 but whatever-