A/N: Headcannons by sssleepyjellyyy
(Both Sianra and Louie are from Louisiana)
In the ice rink:
Sianra: Flor, I swear to god, stop- *falls to the ground* Ow-
Louie: Brother Texas, please help-
Texas: I'm coming Lou- *falls to the ground* -ie....
Oklahoma: Hahaha!! I'mma fall with ya, idc anymore-
Alabama, outside the rink: Hahah! C'mon, y'all can do better than that!!
Arkansas and Mississippi, outside the rink as well: Can we skate our skateboard instead...
Kentucky: Hey, I'm getting the hang of it- WHAAAH *knocked over*
Virginia: Sorry! I'm so sorry!
Tennessee: Virginia, we know you're trying, but please, stop knocking over me and Ken.
Florida: OWWW!!!!! THIS IS THE 15TH TIME, CAROLINAS!! I'm sorry to anyone who I knocked over-
North and South Carolina: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Georgia, sleeping next to Mississippi: *woke up* Hm? Where are we- oh.
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No matter what season it is, unless it's winter,
the northeastern states will choose to blast the air conditioner, while the south will blast the heater.
The northeastern:
Vermont: Isn't it a bit hot in here?
New Hampshire: It's 73.4 degrees outside, do you think it's cold, NJ?
New Jersey: I'm wearing a coat because Maine just straight up turned on the AC to 60.8 degrees-
Maine: What? It IS hot outside.
Maryland: I hope brother America doesn't scold us for this-
In the South:
Texas: Uh guys? What is the temperature outside?
Florida: It's fucking colder than a witch's tit out there.
Georgia: Language, Louie is here.
Florida: Oops, sorry.
Arkansas: BLAST THE F-ING HEATER, Y'ALL!
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In Florida's room (Sianra and Florida share a room)
Florida: Geez, DC became more and more boring these days.
Sianra: I know right! No fun, DC, no fun.
Florida: Whoever decided to make laws about quarantine are considered boring, amiright?
Sianra: Absolutely. Oh, and online learning.
Florida: Yes.
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Utah: Yo, do you guys have pets?
Maryland: I have a Persian cat.
Arkansas: DOGS!
California: Um, no. Sorry.
Nevada: Pets? Oh! I had a parrot before, but uh... it died of old age.
Indiana: I wanted to, but my place isn't suitable-
Iowa: What do you mean? I AM the pet!
Texas: *Immediately gets it by the wrong way*
Iowa: Oh no- nonono- I mean, i mean-
New Hampshire: This is why as a non-Pokemon, I didn't say anything.
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(Angst warning!)
North Carolina: Um, can we actually have mortal friends?
South Carolina: If you are gonna watch them die, yet you're immortal, then that feeling would literally cause into another level of depression.
Minnesota: So we suggest you, no.
New Hampshire: You all are Pokemon, of course you are immortal. *silently sheds tears in being a regular red fox*
Wyoming: *notices NH crying* Hampshire, as states representatives, we can't die unless the states are collapsed.
DC: You do realize, that you will see your parents die as well, right?
California: Oh yeah. Then good. I don't want to see them anymore-
Arizona: AND your sisters.
California: Bruh, they represent NorCal and SoCal respectively, they cannot die as well.
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Louie: *Crying*
Sianra: *stopping tears from flowing from her eyes*
Mississippi: *Holds a shotgun and shoots the people who've hurt the two Louisianians* Alabama, get them healed.
Alabama: Got it. *Carries Louie and Sianra away*
*A random guy was being torn up by Oklahoma's tornado powers-*
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Hawaii: Flor, what are you- WHOA.
Florida: *painting a self portrait of Wisconsin* Hi Hawaii! I'm painting Wisconsin by looking at photos.
Hawaii: I- bY PHOTOS?!
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Florida: PA! MA!
Pennsylvania: I am not your dad, Flor.
Massachusetts: Did the roles change? Why am I the mom??
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Virginia: You do know that uh... West Virginia hates the song, Country Roads, right?
Texas: Yep
Virginia: And yet you put it on speakers?
Texas: .... Adios-
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The States in my headcannon are literally multilingual in every ways- and they can actually understand each other-
New Hampshire: Bonsoir.
Minnesota: Hallo! (Hello in Norwegian)
Oklahoma: xin chào. Nói xem, có ai nhìn thấy Texas chưa? (Hello. Say, has anyone seen Texas? in Vietnamese)
Idaho: Ich glaube, er wollte Florida finden. (I think he went to find Florida. in German)
Oklahoma: Cảm ơn, Idaho. (Thanks, Idaho. In Vietnamese)
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
HumorThe old bio needs to be fucking ignored-
