Strange, crazy and wonderful

Im a miracle worker baby

Meredith lied on the bathroom floor "It's not us you know, it's them. Burkes a bitch, Derek's an adulterous whore.. they have stupid boy penises. There was absolutely no warning they were going to break you."

Christina raised a brow "What about Blake? She's got a penis is she stupid too?" She asked the drunk woman.

Meredith giggled "No, she had a lady penis, a very nice and big lady penis." She giggled more "god I miss her."

Christina sighed throwing open the shower door where she lied fully clothed. "You know you can just start dating her right? What's stopping you?. And its not that Burke broke up with me, it's how he did. Like it was a business transaction, cold and clinical. Like he was the boss of me."

Meredith scoffed "He is the boss of you," she pointed out "and Blake says I need time to heal, she doesn't want to be a rebound."Her stomach lurched uncomfortably "god I'm going to throw up again." She muttered and raised herself up to the toilet bowl.

Christina hummed "Smart, I used to be so smart then I got pregnant and now I'm boyfriend less , pregnant and most likely going to joining the vagina squad."

Meredith spat up bile, but nothing more "ugh, what if she's fucking some other girl, what if she falls in love and then she's gone, poof, and then I'm lonely, because my ex-boyfriend has a wife and my ex girlfriend has another lover ?"

Christina slid open the shower door again "call her, find out where she is." She prompted , and pulled out her phone. "Here call her and see if she's shagging someone else." Christina laughed at herself "Jeez I spend to much time with that woman, she's too British her terms are even poisoning my vocabulary."

Meredith stared at the phone for a short while before deciding to do what Christina said , despite being drunk the phone rang three times before a voice answered.

"My favorite asian." Meredith glared at the smug smile on Christina's face.

"Try again" she muttered into the phone.

There was a slight rustling of sheets in the background "Meredith, what are you doing calling from Christina's phone?"

Meredith pursed her lips and looked to Christina for help but the asian pretended like she couldn't hear the conversation even though it was on speaker.

"Nothing , I just wanted to call you, I haven't seen you since Friday." She mumbled slurring her words slightly "Are you busy?"

"I was sending off a few emails in bed, and I got Alex settled into my place this weekend. He spends most of his time here anyway." Blake paused "You're drunk aren't you? It's Sunday, you have rounds at 5am tomorrow morning Meredith.. why are you drinking at" she paused "at midnight?"

Meredith frowned "You sound like a mother , I'm older than you know .." she pointed out childishly.

Blake deep laugh echoed over the speaker "Sure love, make sure to eat and get sleep. I'll pick you up tomorrow morning. Both you and Christina."

"Uhm.. why?" She asked not understanding why Blake would come pick them up

"My favorite Asian needs sustenance, she's carrying a tiny human. And you darling, hardly eat , you've lost weight, it's unhealthy and you need food to soak up all that alcohol in your blood." Blake paused "Take care Meredith I'll see you at 4:30"

Meredith didn't have a chance to say bye when the dial tone rang in their ears. She looked at Christina slightly put out "You told her before you told me?"

Christina rolled her eyes "No, she just knew and realized I wasn't drinking, and put one and one together. She's a doctor , she observant." She paused "on the bright side she's not sleeping with anybody?" She tried.