A guide to survive the zombie apocalypse by Joy Felicity Kingsworth:
1. Get yourself a cute best friend who you've known since childhood.
2. Form an emotional attachment to a weapon and food item.
3. Lose your sanity.
4. Join a group whose sole purp...
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Ep. 8 "The Collector" Ch. 3/3
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Dean, Murphy, 10K, and Joy all went back and forth with who was biting who, who was dying first and the last three being shocked a whole bunch until even Joy was too tired to open her mouth, let alone argue, although she did manage one word after Dean telling Murphy to bite her and 10K for the thousandth time.
"Don't." Dean growled in frustration, sounding a lot more like the Zs he kept in those electrified cages than a human before pulling out a gun, which looked an awful lot like Joy's and shot at the ceiling.
"That's just a warning shot. You're biting her. Now." Unlike Joy, 10K still had some words to be said, even if they were groggy and filled with the pain his entire body was still tingling with.
"Don't touch her. Don't hurt her, please."
"Fine, start with him then." Joy tried mumbling out a threat at Dean for even suggesting that Murphy bite 10K, but the words swirled together thanks to her still numb tongue, and it sounded more like zombie talk.
"Let her go and kill me. Just shoot me in the head!"
"You kill him. I kill you." Feeling was returning to Joy's tongue, which also meant Dean's annoyance at how willing to die the couple was for each other. After all, they had been passing around who'd be freed and who'd be killed as if it were a game of hot potato.
"I want to see what happens when Mr Half-Zombie Man bites a living, breathing human being, and it's gonna happen now, or I'm gonna start putting holes in people!"
"Good! Aim for the head, or anywhere else that kills us fast, it's better than becoming that anyway." As usual to Joy's comments, it was met by a shock on Dean's behalf, only that magic control of his apparently had settings because she was the only one to feel the shock as Dean was already untying Murphy.
"There's nothing to fear." 10K and Joy scoffed a little to in sync, any other case, and she would've pointed out how cute it was that they were so in sync, but again, they had been like that for years, so what was new aside from how the two best friends now kissed one another?
"I don't fear you. I hate you. If you're the key to mankind's survival, we should all just go to hell." Murphy chuckled humorlessly as 10K pushed himself unsteadily to his feet, shielding a still kneeling Joy with his body.
"Finally, something we agree on." Dean must've been getting too impatient because he shocked all of them again, even if Joy was still heaving from the last shock, and they had already agreed that Murphy was going to try to bite 10K first.
"I'm working here! It won't be that bad." 10K scoffed, pushing Joy further back with his legs, almost hoping she'd stand and run away, but Joy never really did like running.
