Undead Revolution (⛔☁️)

S5 - 2. [Convoy]

Sighing, Katsuki walking down the sidewalk. Teskai was on a call with him. "I've been waiting 1 year, 3 months, 6 days, and-" he pulled his phone away from his ear to check the time. "-14 minutes to make this bastard fix what he did to me"

"I know... I just don't want you getting hurt. Damn I sound like a mom"

Katsuki laughed, making his way up onto the highway bridge. Multiple stories of junctions lay beneath him, stacked like a pile of spaghetti.

He moved to sit on the railway, listening to the sounds of cars rushing past in every way direction.

Pulling out his gun, he began to count his rounds. Should he reload? His gun felt a little lighter than usual. Wait...

"Aw shit! Forgot my ammo refills!"

"Wanna come back for it?"

"No time to go back"

Teskai sighed heavily. "This is why I worry all the time"

Katsuki shrugged to himself. "Fuck it, I got this. I'll talk to you later, mother dearest"

He crackled as Teskai let out a rather lengthy string of curses. The teen hung up, leaving Katsuki to count his rounds. "...9, 10, 11, 12 bullets or bust, I got this"

As soon as he said that, his target came into view. Two highways down drove the convoy. Francis's presence was confirmed, it was only a little bit longer until he could be fixed and get his revenge.

"Maximum effort" He murmured.

He stood, stepping off the edge of the railing. Falling, he grinned. He slammed into one of the SUVs, he crashed through the sunroof, glass spraying everywhere.

The men beside him spent less than a second in surprise, immediately jumping into action. A rough punch sent him spiraling.

The small space worked against him, forcing him to spin around until his head was down and his feet were by their heads.

「Talk about awkward.」

Regardless, Katsuki rolled with it, pushing up and hooking his legs around one of the guys, snapping his neck with his foot.

The second guy stomped on his head, grabbing him and dragging him up. Katsuki's face was pushed into the driver seat's headrest

"Rich... Corinthian... Leather" He joked. He had rich, fashion industry parents, of course he knew his leathers.

The man didn't respond, not even an amused breath, so Katsuki kicked the seat behind him down, twisting to throw the guy into the back.

Coincidentally, the trunk flew open, the guy was gone in an instant. Convenient.

Katsuki popped his head into the front. "I'm looking for Francis. Have you seen him?"

The passenger repeatedly slamed his head into the car radio before he could react, changing the station with each hit.

Katsuki let out an "ow" per each hit, which he personally found funny. His sense of humor had been heavily influenced by Teskai.

The sound of a motorcycle driving up next to the car caught his attention. All of theirs, really.

The rider shot into the car, shattering the window. Katsuki used the passenger guy as shield, instantly killing him.

He kicked the door open, sending the person on the too close motorcycle flying.

Katsuki pulled out one of his knives and stabbed it into the driver's thigh. The man inadvertently stomped on the gas pedal, crashing into the car in front of them.

The car crashed off to the side. Perfect angling if he did say so himself.

Another car, the final remaining one, pulled up next to them where the motorcyclist had once been. The men inside prepared to shoot.

Not today, thanks.

Katsuki grabbed the wheel, swerving the car. This extreme turn at their high speeds caused it to hit the railing flip.

As it began rolling, another motorcyclist in front of them began shooting.

Katsuki just used the inertia of the rolling car to grab the guy by the waist, pulling him into the spinning wreck. The motorcycle itself was swept up into the crash. The chain unhooked from the tire, slicing the biker's head clean off.

The driver was sent flying through the sunroof, crashing into a highway sign.

As the car comes to a stop, Katsuki can only laugh. "That was fun, right?"

「No one answered him, of course, since all the occupants were now dead.」

Word Count: 733

Still waiting for Deadpool 3 to hit a streaming service. I have scenes I want to rewatch dammit.