Undead Revolution (⛔☁️)

S5 - 4. [Derailed]

Being thrown through the air had it's downsides. It never had a comfortable landing, for one.

Being thrown was even worse when it was a hero interrupting his revenge.

Even, even worse when it was All Might.

Katsuki groaned "That hurt"

Regardless, he stands from the car he'd been thrown into.

「Quite a few today.」

This bridge was really going to need a remodel after all of this. Katsuki shrugged to himself, rolling his shoulders and stretching his body. Being thrown into things sucked.

All Might briefly looked to Francis. "Stay right here" the hero then turned back to Katsuki. "You've been warned before, Deadpool. You will both be coming with us"

"Look here, All Might! I don't have time for the goody-two-shoes bullshit right now!" Katsuki bit out, walking past the hero.

He punched Francis in the face.

"I can't allow this. This is far from legal"

"Fuck you!"

"That's not nice" All Might simply says, though there's a hint of amusement.

Katsuki rolls his eyes. "That bastard has it coming! Besides, nobody's getting hurt"

The body that had splattered onto the highway sign falls off. The hero turns to look.

"That guy was already up there when I got here" He says as innocently as possible.

Katsuki ignores the look the hero sends his way, tossing a metal disk at Francis, hitting him in the face. "Heads up"

"You can become a hero. You have a unique quirk, use it for good!" All Might tells him.

Katsuki rolls his eyes behind his mask. Quirk? Yeah right, this immortality would be fixed soon. He'd get his quirk back and everything would go back to normal.

This wasn't a quirk, it was some attempt to fabricate one that cursed his body, turning him into a monster. Even if it was a quirk, it was one that defied the laws of life in a way that made it an abomination. Made him an abomination.

He turned to fully face the hero.

"Listen. The day I decide to become a goody-two-shoes crime-fighter, who works with a bunch of stuck-ups... I'll send your royal highness a friend request. But until then, I'm gonna do what I came here to do"

All Might was silent, though the sullen, pitying look on his face makes Katsuki's stomach twist. There was a heavy guilt settling in his mind. One that was unneeded and unwanted. He was right, he wasn't a goody-two-shoes crime-fighter. He was Deadpool. He was better.

He turned to point at Francis to continue his point only to freeze.

Francis is gone.

"How unfortunate" All Might chirps. He'd obviously seen the bastard escape, considering their angles.

"That fucking does it!" Katsuki screamed, launching at the pro-hero.

His attempts are thwarted, being punched down with ease. He gets up multiple times, only to be thrown back down.

"That's enough, stay down"

Katsuki ignores the hero, going for one more attempt. He is hit, throwing him into a car. The hero quickly handcuffed him, their arms bound together. The hero dragged him along on the ground.

He quietly made a comment about how heroes were getting petty, hitting various objects as he was dragged.

His broken arm snapped into place and Katsuki reached for his serrated knife. It wasn't something he did often, but regeneration was a trait of his immortality.

It was beyond painful, but his tolerance and experience overrode his human instincts.

「Your brain stops you from eating your fingers, even though you very easily can, but Katsuki had figured out how to override that parameter. He was better like that.」

With each movement, blood sprayed. It covered his arm and face, even staining All Might's costume.

Speaking of the man, the hero lifted him up by the cuff further. Katsuki took the initiative and angled a blade enough that blood sprayed directly into the man's face.

He flipped off of the bridge and landed in a truck passing underneath. His hand would grow back.

Sighing, he looked up into the sky. "Rock, meet Bottom"

Word Count: 700

*insert criticism about me being a little too close to the Deadpool script*

Yes, I know.