ODDS OF LOVE - SEASON 14

Episode 92

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( Scene begins in a cheerful cozy classroom filled with laughing preschool aged children of varied ages and races and genders and two enthusiastically perky teachers. )

Rebel's deep famed voice  narrating  :  Welcome to Little Ivies ! Where your little genius is inspired to greatness and entertained at the same time ! 

( Scene shows several children working on art projects happily. )

Rebel : Creativity will always be important at Little Ivies , the Harvard of Preschools located in Largo , Maryland in a  brand new deluxe state of the art building with a vast community garden , small classes , two teachers to each class , and a healthy plant based menu of two snacks and lunch five days a week. 

( Scene moves to a teacher reading poetry to a group of children.  Another teacher is reading Shakespeare to a similar group of young ones. )

Rebel : But academics is always king - and , queen - at Little Ivies. More than half of our little ones at Little Ivies have been accepted at prestigious colleges and universities such as Harvard , Yale , Princeton , GWU , Georgetown ). It's never too early to think about your little darling ones' future successes ! 

( Scene shows well dressed parents of different races striding along with their bubbly young children up the paved walkway to the school entryway. )

Rebel singing :  So , what are you waiting for ? Don't your little darlings deserve to be blooming for success at Little Ivies ? 

( Final scene shows the elaborate Ivy logo for the preschool as well as the contact information. )

Little Ivies Preschool , located in Largo , Maryland at 1600 Florence Road. Hours of operation are 7 AM to 3 PM. The Harvard of Preschools is designed for age groups 12 months to 4 years with a pre kindergarten program for budding geniuses 4 to 5. We also offer full and partial scholarships to specially selected students.  Call our director Dr. Rosebud Parson at 301 - 555 -3589 for  application and interview information. 

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   Morning News Segment  on WUSA

David HighTower , co - editor of The Aura : Hello , darlings ! Welcome to the first edition of The Daily Tea With Davey ! A little birdie has whispered in my ear that Rebel , yes , that Rebel , and his hunka a hunk of burning love and lust Dom Gaines is going to adopt a little precious bundle of joy ! And , yes , of course , word on the wicked wicked streets is that merry widower Reese Malden will be god daddy to the delightful little darling child ! Lucky baby indeed. And , there is a rumor floating around that we have a royal stallion in the Metro area. Yasss , darlings , there were sightings at Reagan National Airport of His Royal Hotness Prince Cedric of Eldermere departing off a private plane along with his entourage. Maybe he is in the DMV to find his very own beautiful fairy American  princess bride. Whoever she is she is a verrry lucky lady ! Also for the sports fans out there , not me , of course , but I just know they must exist somewhere , I've heard from a confidential source that sexy Russian billionaire Nicholas Vokouv is the new owner of The New Jersey Warriors which was once owned by daredevil billionaire Warren Walters who passed away several months ago at the age of one hundred  while on honeymoon with his nineteen year old bride Instagram model Tiffy. Nicky The Stud is rumored to be searching for the perfect young team of Superbowl winners and the new stadium is to be build in PG County in Largo.