Ask Me Questions

The Throwback Tag

1. What year were you born in?

I was born in 1998.

2. Do you have pictures of yourself when you were younger? If you do, show them.

I have a picture somewhere on my mom and me on my parents wedding day. My parents are divorced now, so my dad is actually cut out of the picture. I'll have to see if I can find it back. If I do it will be posted as the image at the beginning of this part.
I'll also post a picture of myself and myself appointed godmother (which I explain later in the section). If you want to see a picture of me now just comment.

3. What TV shows did you grow up watching?

I watched Tom & Jerry, Scooby Doo, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Hey Arnold!, Codename: Kids Next Door, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Dexter's Laboratory, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, The Powerpuff Girls, My Gym Partner's a Monkey, Josie and the Pussycats, A Pup Named Scooby Doo, Wally Gator, The Flintstones, Pink Panther, The Loony Tunes Show, The Yogi Bear Show, The Huckleberry Hound Show, The Jetsons, George of the Jungle, Spongebob, The Fairly OddParents, Rugrats, CatDog, The Wild Thornberrys, Rocket Power, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, All Grown Up, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Danny Phantom, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Lizzie McGuire, Kim Possible, That's So Raven, Lilo & Stitch, Dave the Barbarian, Phil of the Future, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, The Suite Life on Deck, The Emperor's New School, Cory in the House, Wizards of Waverly Place, Recess . . .

That's all I can think of right now. Comment if you know what shows I'm talking about (probably gonna need to specify for me though) and if you don't know one or several of these shows feel free to ask me to explain them because you need educated on good television.

4. What did you want to be when you grow up and do you still want to be that?

Story time. When I was in preschool the teacher wanted us to say what we wanted to be when we grow up. Even at the age of 4 or 5, I can't remember which, I didn't know what I wanted to be because well, I'm 4 or 5 how would I know. My mom had always taught me that you don't need to worry about what you want to be when you grow up at such a young age because you probably A) won't remember what you said or B) won't become that anyways because you realize it's something completely unrealistic or you actually hate the subject area. Anyways, back to the actual story. When the teacher got to me and asked what I wanted to be I told her I didn't know. Well, apparently, that's not a good enough answer. So she and I got into some argument, because even at 4 or 5 I already a stubborn asshole, and she told me I had to have something. So I said the first thing that came to mind, which was an apple. Now that was an acceptable answer. But we saying I didn't know isn't. How in the hell is an apple an acceptable response. There is no way a person can suddenly transform into a fucking apple.

5. Show a video of yourself when you were younger?

I wish I had some, but my parents don't really have any. We didn't do the whole home videos thing and when I was younger everyone that had a cell phone had a flip phone and we no longer possess flip phones in my family.

6. What were your favorite toys to play with?

Cars. I literally had 206 cars when I was younger. Pretty much anything that would be considered more a toy for boys (which is actually a completely sexist thing that toys are advertised this way) I had.

7. What's the most embarrassing thing that you can remember doing?

I don't know. I don't actually get embarrassed easily so most things don't bother me.

8. Read something you wrote when you were in Kindergarten.

Once again my parents failed to keep anything that I wrote in Kindergarten on the grounds that it's stupid and unnecessary to keep clutter like that.

9. Three songs you loved to listen to as a child.

Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne

I'm With You by Avril Lavigne

Monster by Skillet

10. What was one funny thing you dressed up as for Halloween when you were younger?

Things I've dressed up for Halloween for was as a ladybug, a witch (several years in a row), and a skeleton.

11. Tell a funny story of something you remember happening when you were young.

I mean I told you guy the story above and that's kind of funny. I guess another funny story from when I was young is about the tree at my grandparents.

So my older cousins and I have always been close. My oldest cousin is the one I've been closest to though and she's almost 7 years older than me. But we used to hang out all the time, and we still do, when we were younger. She only has brothers and 2 of them are older than me, so I was her first cousin on her mom's side. You know how most people think little girls would play house and stuff like that. Like they would pretend to cook and clean and care for babies. Well my cousin and I have always been weird and considered tomboys. So we played this game outside that was our version of house. It wasn't very similar to house at all actually. But we would be at my grandparents house and they have this tree, still do, that has this hole in and this hole is close the ground so we could reach it. My cousin and I would always pretend to make "soup" for the tree in this hole, like the hole is it's mouth or something. We would gather grass, stones, mud/dirt, water, flowers, pretty much anything you can find outside and we would put in the whole and make food for the tree. The thing is we would come back the next day or even a few hours later and some of the stuff we had put in the tree would be gone so we assumed the tree was actually eating it. But in the meantime while we were waiting for the tree to eat we would play games like, "let's get lost in the woods behind grandma and grandpa's" and stab each other with sticks.

12. Are there any special things you've kept from when you were a child?

I have this porcelain doll, as much as I find dolls creepy, that my great-grandma gave me for my first birthday. I now keep it in a garbage bag that is duct taped shut and in a show box in the bottom of my closet because as I mentioned before dolls are creepy.

13. What was something weird you used to do as a child?

If that story above from #11 doesn't say I'm weird then I don't know what does.

14. What's the scariest thing you remember that happened to you when you were younger?

I remember when I was 2 my cousin that was 2 years older than me and I got into a fight in my grandparent's front room where the fire place is and he pushed me hard enough that I feel into the fireplace and cracked my head.

Another time, it was my actual godmother's wedding, I don't consider her my godmother I haven't seen her since this happened, and I was 4. Well, they left the curling iron out when they were doing my mom's hair, she was one of her bridesmaids, and the curling iron was on and I grabbed it. I went to the ER with 3rd degree burns and this bitch had the nerve to be all pissed off at me that I missed her wedding. Like she wouldn't let my mom leave to bring me to the ER, they had to call my grandparents to bring me. Needless to say, my mom only stayed at the wedding to not cause a scene and as soon as the reception was done she cut that bitch off. Within a year that bitch got divorced and she got left with nothing.

15. How is the world now different from how it was like when you were a child?

Technology. Like this right her wasn't a thing when I was younger. Smartphones weren't a thing. Wifi wasn't a thing. Imagination was something we did have, and that just happens to be something kids are lacking today.