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Let's Play A Game of Unpopular Opinions

So, I've seen multiple surveys where people share their opinions, unpopular ones at that. Therefore, I've decided to play a game of unpopular opinions. That means I'm giving my opinion on shit, and I'm inviting you to play along or comment on my opinions. Let's get into this shit.

1. Chipotle and Taco Bell are not Mexican food.

I don't like Chipotle or Taco Bell. I think they're dumb as fuck. That's not fucking Mexican food. Mexicans don't even shit like that most of the time. I fucking know they don't. My step dad is Mexican. His parents are immigrants from Mexico. You know what really Mexican food is? Cow tongue. That shits good. Or pig intestines. That's fucking good too.

2. Books are one of the best things on earth.

So many people say they fucking hate reading. How? You read everything fucking day. Sitting on your damn phone reading your fucking Twitter feed is fucking reading, and you love doing that. Besides, how does anyone hate fucking that's self-fucking expression? Saying you hate reading is like saying you hate art and think it's fucking dumb people do it.

3. Beyonce is overrated.

I have never understood why people worship the damn ground she walks on. She's not that much different than any other celebrity out there.

4. I hate Christmas.

I mean I fucking hate it. Not Christmas itself, but the holiday season itself is fucking dumb. we don't need fucking Christmas shit up before Thanksgiving. I don't want to hear the dumb ass Christmas music. I'm not going to fucking tolerate someone playing damn Christmas music until the 24th and 25th. Any other day, turn that shit off. Actually, I don't even want to hear it then, but I'll fucking tolerate like 5 songs.

5. Frozen is one of the dumbest movies Disney has made.

we didn't need another fucking princess or whatever the fuck those 2 are. we didn't need a fucking talking snowman. Modern day Disney completely shits on all the movies of Disney's past like The Lion King or Peter Pan.

6. I don't think Ryan Gosling is all the attractive.

I don't understand the appeal to him. why do people find him so attractive? I think he's actually more unattractive. There's a lot of guys that are more attractive than him. Josh Hutcherson, Theo James, Jensen Ackles, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Sebastian Stan, etc.

7. I love Nickelback.

I don't know why people shit on them. I love the rock/sometimes country sound they have. My class's graduation song is "If Today was Your Last Day". That's Nickelback, and it's fucking awesome.

8. Babies aren't that cute.

They look more like fucking potatoes. It doesn't look either parent. It looks like a fucking potato that covered in blood and uterine lining and is fucking crying.

9. Bacon isn't that good.

I don't think it's to die for or should be put on everything under the sun. It's good to have occasionally, but not too much.

10. Snapchat is dumb.

why do so many people love this dumb shit? It's not special. You fucking take pictures with dumb filters. Besides, you can't go back and look at this shit once it sends. Now I'm not going to remember what I said.