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Boob Rant

Okay, this was inspired by a YouTube video I watched this past week. It was made by Saphira Howell. She's not a major YouTuber but I stumbled upon her videos a few years ago, and she kinda does more stuff with fashion and stuff for Style Haul. If you know me I don't get all that much into fashion. But the videos I tend to watch by her deal more with girls. She's made videos dealing with periods and boobs and the like. So that's where this rant was inspired by. 

Anyway, about a month ago, Saphira made a video entitled "Small Boobs - Bullied by My Dad", and the video got me thinking. well, the comment section is actually the inspiration for this rant more than the video, but the video helps with my reason behind this. 

I was reading the comments, which I do occasionally on YouTube. I was really just skimming through and seeing if anything got my eye. well, something did. The whole point of the video is to be confident and okay with your boob size and this bitch in the comments decides to make fun of the whole point of the video. I mean it's one thing to share your bra size like it wasn't being asked, but whatever I guess share it if you want on the video. She commented her bra size and then made fun of Saphira for having small boobs. This bitch commented multiple times like there's almost 400 replies to her comment, and I did take the time to read all of them. Her first comment was "OMG lol I'm a 32 B and I'm 10" followed by the crying laughing face emoji. It's one thing to be proud of your bra size, but it's another thing to add the fucking "OMG" and "lol" followed by the laughing face emoji. I find that fucking out of line, but hey the girl did say she's 10, so she mostly likely isn't all that mature. I'm not the only one who thought this because other people replied to her telling her that (I just didn't vocalize my opinion on her with a comment). 

This girl didn't stop there. Like the people who replied to her first comment saying that the "OMG lol" and emoji were inappropriate were just telling her she shouldn't phrase things that way. Like good for her, she's proud of her body and shit, but it feels like (at least to me and a few other people) that she's mocking and making fun of people who have a smaller bra size. But the girl got all pissed off and defensive to the people telling her this. She starts going off about how it's pathetic that Saphira is a smaller bra size than her, and it's sad and pathetic because Saphira is 8 almost 9 years older than her. Like okay bitch, your age doesn't really correlate to your boob size. It does in a way, but everyone is different so people will have different boob sizes. And people tried explaining that to this dumbass, but it wouldn't go through her thick ass skull. She just kept insisting, she was so much better than everyone with a smaller bra size because she's going to get bigger boobs yet because she still has years for her's to grow and because her mom and aunts all have big boobs. Like okay bitch, these people presented you with scientific evidence that doesn't mean shit. Your boobs aren't going to get bigger just because you get fucking older and just because other females in your family have big boobs doesn't mean you will. I'm the perfect fucking example of that. I was a 32B for years, like from 6th grade up until the beginning of last school year (so 11th grade). That's almost 6 years my bra size stayed the same. Then fucking something happened and I went to a 32C, like okay that's not truly much of a change. But two week to a month later I went up another bra size to a 32D. That's not even the correct size technically because I should wear a 30DD, but they don't sell that size around here so I just went with a sister size to it. But look at that, I don't think my bra size changed just simply because I got older. They were the same size for almost 6 fucking years. But let's put that aside and go with the bitch's point of that her family has big boobs so she will. Just because your family has big boobs doesn't fucking mean you will. Just like if your family has small boobs doesn't mean you will. Almost every female in my family is a 32B to a 34C. Then, there's fucking me. Obviously, that doesn't follow my fucking family. Then, there's the fact that the number and letter on your bra size correspond. Like if your band size is smaller and the cup size bigger, the bigger your boobs appear on your body. Like a 32D and 36D don't look the same size because they fucking aren't the same size. It deals with how you get bra measurements. The band size is the circumference of your chest right under your boobs. The cup size corresponds to the circumference of your chest across the fullest part of your breasts. Like one inch difference from under your boobs is an A cup, 2 inches equals B, 3 inches equals C, 4 inches equals D, and so on. 

But the dumb bitch doesn't stop there with her fucking stupidity. Okay, she wants to believe that her boobs will get bigger because she's young and her family has big boobs, whatever. Maybe that will happen, you can't really say for sure though until it actually happens. This is the best part of her stupidity. She proceeds to say that guys only like girls with big boobs. Bitch, excuse me. If a guy really only cares if you have big boobs you better kick him in the nads and drop his ass so quick he doesn't know what the fuck just happened. But, why would you take my words for it because obviously this 10 year old knows what she's talking about. She's had 3 boyfriends already and has been dating the current one for 3 years. Bitch, I don't believe you. How the fuck does a 10 year old have an actual boyfriend? Can you even do anything together like go to the movies with your parents driving you and staying with you there? Your fucking 10, cool it. 

So not only does this bitch say that boys only care about big boobs, she also says they don't care about personality, only boob size. Girl. Just stop. You are such a fucking dumbass. Your boyfriend sounds like a dick, and you're fucking 10 so why do you even care about boyfriends? This whole think completely blew my mind. Really, bitch, really? what the fuck are your parents teaching you? 

To recap, this dumbass makes fun of people with a smaller boob size because they are so much below her (I forgot to mention that she things big boobs automatically thinks you're beautiful), your boobs will get bigger if you are young, you will automatically have the same boob size as all the other females in your family, and boys only care about boob size. 

Now, for the love of all that is good in this world, don't be a dumbass like this bitch. Just be confident with your boob size, and if a guy ever only cares about what your body looks like proceed to kick him in the nads because we certaintly don't need anymore fuckboys like him and drop his ass off a cliff.