Ask Me Questions

Breaking the Ice

What is your earliest memory?

Truthfully, the only thing that comes to mind is my actual godfather, not the one that I chose for myself, picking me up when I was like 3 and me just screaming because I didn't like him and thought he was scary. That was probably because that's the only time I remember seeing. I've only seen with once more since then and that was when I was 9. 

What do you enjoy most about school?

I'm going to sound completely psycho saying, well typing this, but I love school in general. Not the people there or even the teacher. I love the learning aspect of it. Especially math and science, another thing people see me as psychotic for, side of things. 

Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid.

Not having to adult. 

Who was your enemy or the bully when you were young?

I was actually bullied in elementary, even the beginning of junior high by a group of kids in my class. They used to call me fat and a nerd all the time. I used to get shoved up against the lockers, walls, or bathroom stalls. That all stopped when the one day I just snapped and punch someone in the face in the middle of gym class. I have a feeling they still talk about me behind my back, but they're smart enough not to do when I can hear . . . most of the time. Like I've walked up to someone to ask for my notebook back since they were borrowing it and they were calling me and my best friend, Claire, lesbians because we're close and we hug in the hallway. Yeah, okay that automatically makes me a lesbian. Just a bunch of Roman Catholic nutjobs that think being part of LGBTQIA+ will mean the end of the world and you'll end up in the hell. 

What was your favorite musical group when you were in junior high?

The Backstreet Boys or NSYNC (yeah I know they weren't music groups when I was in junior high, but still I loved them and still do)

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

I'm not going to lie, but I didn't even think about this as a kid. Even when teachers asked I told them I didn't know. 

Story time, when I was in pre-school, so like 4 years old, the teacher asked what I wanted to be when I grew up. I told them I didn't know. Well, apparently that's not a good enough answer, so they kept pestering me about saying I have to want to be something. So I just told them I wanted to be an apple to shut them up. Well, apparently wanting to be an apple is a perfectly acceptable answer, but saying you don't know isn't. Logic. 

What was your favorite childhood injury?

Who the fuck has a favorite injury? 

When was the first time that you had beer?

I've never had beer and I don't plan to really. One I think the smell is disgusting. Two with the ADD medicine that I'm on, if I drink alcohol it can make me go into a coma. 

Worst roommate you have ever had?

My two younger sisters. I have to share a room with them at my dad's (luckily I don't go there anymore). They're such fucking pack rats. They don't need all the worthless shit to begin with, but they just throw it all on the floor and refuse to pick it up. 

What is your worst dating experience?

I haven't had one. Not being everything has been sunshine and rainbows, but because I've never even remotely gone on something like a date. I don't even talk to guys really outside if they're family or a close friend. The only other interaction I have with guys my age is them timidly asking me how to do something in school like algebra or chemistry and them standing 5 feet away in case I snap like I did to that one girl I punched in the face. To be completely honest, I have no interest in dating whatsoever. Part of that probably has to do with the sheer lack of attractive guys where I live. Seriously, none of them are even the slightest bit attractive, not even from other school. The only one that I would even consider cute is an incoming freshman. But I wouldn't consider him attractive. He's cute in a he still has a baby face kind of way.