Ask Me Questions

Booky Questions

To Kill a Mockingbird: What is your greatest strength or weakness?

Greatest strength I would say is my drive. I'm really good at putting my school shit first over anything else (except family).

Greatest weakness I would say is my depression because it makes me put off everything but schoolwork.

Lord of the Rings: Person you trust with your life?

My mom. I don't trust many people with my life and my mom knows all my medical conditions and allergies.

The Great Gatsby: Most interesting lie you've ever told?

I don't know. I try to not lie. I'm a pretty blunt, straight forward person. Like the last lie I told was to my youngest brother that the dog was going to eat all his food if he didn't shut up and eat. It's not a complete lie because if the dog could have reached the plate, he would have ate it.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe: If you could move to live in any other universe (movie, book, game, etc.), which universe would it be?

The Mortal Instruments because I think being a Shadowhunter would be pretty badass.

Definitely not Outlast because I would fucking die.

Prince Caspian: In the book/movie/video game/etc. universe you choose to be in, who would be the first person/character you meet?

Jace, hands down.

If I was in Outlast, it would probably be Chris Walker and he would rip my fucking head off. (Watch a playthrough/walkthrough of the game if you haven't. It's a horror game. Markiplier does the best at reading all the notes and documents.)

Lord of the Flies: If you could have personally witnessed anything at anytime, what would it be?

I don't know. Reading about it is good enough for me.

Gone with the Wind: Do you have a favorite book to read?

No, not really. I love reading in general.

Lolita: Do you have anyone that you go to for advice or just to rant to?

My mom, sometimes my friends.

Invisible Man: What's your favorite joke you like to tell?

I don't really tell jokes on purpose. I have no filter so when I make a joke it just kinda happens and it's usually rude to at least someone.

The Brothers Karamazov: Is the glass half empty or glass half full?

Depends. Did you just put a liquid in it? Then it's half full. Did you just drink or pour some out? Then it's half empty.

Little Women: Quote or lyric you really like?

I don't know off the top of my head.

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes: You can ask anyone from any time or place one question where they answer truthfully. Who is it and what is the question?

I don't know because I can't pick just one question.

Far from the Madding Crowd: Do you have a crush on someone right now? If you do, what's something you like about your crush?

No, I've never had a crush.

Pride and Prejudice: Quick, think of a pair of socks. Now describe the socks you were thinking of. (Was there one sock or did the socks come in pairs? Were they fluffy? Did they have a pattern on them, etc.?)

They are plain black socks. They come in pairs because it says think of a PAIR of socks. They are not fluffy. I don't wear fluffy socks. I wear plain black socks. They're all black.

Heart of Darkness: Say something you've never been able to say to someone.

My fucking roommate is the person. Here I go:

I fucking hate you. You piss me off everytime I see you or here you breathe. You breathe extremely fucking loud. You're fucking disgusting. There should be fucking toothpaste and spit splatter on the mirror 24/7. Hearing you and seeing you spit is fucking disgusting. It's fucking disgusting that you don't shower more than once a week, if that. You never clean a damn thing. You have never once cleaned the fucking bathroom. I hate seeing clothes sit in a fucking basket for days on end. I don't want to see your giant ass pack of pads. I don't want to see your fucking suitcase that you have yet to unpack from spring break in fucking March. There is shit all on the floor. There's a fucking towel on our counter that's been there since the beginning of the semester with your dirty ass dishes since fucking January. I hate your fucking sleeping schedule, which I hope you know is fucking up your health since it's not consistent. I can't stand people that stay up late and sleep until the afternoon. Get the fuck up. I hate that you have friends over all the fucking time until the early hours of the morning like that's fucking okay especially on a school night. I hate that even when your friends aren't here, when you come home you're fucking loud and obnoxious about it. I guarantee the entire fucking floor hears it. I hate that you have an empty ass water pitcher is my fridge for the entire semester. If you're not using it get it the fuck out. Finally, I can't believe you had the fucking audacity to ask me to be your roommate again next year. Bitch, I don't sleep. I don't eat. I'm fucking miserable. You make rude ass comments about my diet or medical problems like cancer or diabetes and you make jokes about them. It's not fucking funny like you think with your donkey ass dying animal laugh. So no. We can't be roommates next year. Besides I already found 3 roommates for next year, and I'm moving into the most expensive dorm so that I don't have to deal with people like you.

Hamlet: Tell us the weirdest or most interesting piece of gossip or drama you've heard in real life.

When I was in 7th grade there was a rumor going around that one of our classmates was pregnant. Now some background on this girl. I don't know her full story before she came here, but she was a foster child, had some bad problems in the past, etc. Around this time she was also the 'mistress' to my best friend's boyfriend. They broke up around this time too. Well, there was a rumor that this girl was pregnant. She would go to the bathroom to throw up. She had a list of baby names. Someone overheard at the store that she told her dad she was really craving chocolate. This went on for weeks. Now here's the best part. This gets to the principal. Of course, the principal hears that a 14 year old student is pregnant and the parents get called. Now the area is extremely Roman Catholic. Her parents especially. Like no premarital sex, anti-abortion. They freak out. Bring her to a doctor obviously because that's what you do when you're pregnant. Turns out. She's not pregnant. She made the entire thing up herself.

Where is this girl now? Well, she dropped of school the day she turned 18, moved in with her online boyfriend in Virginia. They broke up. So then she moved in with some guy in California that she suddenly dating. Something happened and last I heard she's living at a military base in Arizona with her brother.