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I Don't Know What to Call This

There is more to the title I could add. But I really don't know what to call this. But I could add to the end of the title is "This tag literally doesn't have a name." It doesn't, though. There's no post title on it on Tumblr. So this just it I guess.

aloe: Name a song that calms you down when you're upset.

I don't know. When I'm upset (AKA pissed off) it takes hours for me to calm down. I don't know, I just get pissed for hours. It takes a bit for me to get pissed off. There's still shit I'm pissed off about and probably always will be. Like my biological jackass of a father or my shitty ex-boyfriend.

argan: How many times a week do you exercise?

Haha, none. I don't do that. Literally ever. I don't like sweating. I don't like exercise. Besides, my heart doesn't really tolerate things well, even moving to fast it doesn't like.

blueberry: What was your favorite childhood food? Do you still 💛 it?

I don't know. I ate a lot of mac & cheese as a kid. I still eat it frequently.

collagen: What common misconception do you hate to hear repeated as fact?

The whole popping your cherry thing while referring to a female losing her virginity. There's nothing to pop. Nothing breaks. The hymen, which is a flap of skin that covers the vaginal opening, can tear. Tear, not break. It repairs its self. It's like getting on a cut on your arm, it heals by itself.

Another one is that you can just drink a bunch of water or take Azo or drink cranberry juice to treat a UTI. No, you fucking can't. It's an infection that you have to go to a fucking doctor to get antibiotics to treat. Left untreated with those antibiotics it can turn into a bladder infection, which can then turn into a kidney infection which can be fatal. You can fucking die if you don't treat a UTI properly. I don't give a fuck how many UTIs you've had, you still need to go to the doctor every fucking time.

🥒: What's your favorite cheesy pick-up line? Would you ever use it on someone?

I don't like cheesy pick-up lines. I think they're fucking stupid.

egg cream: Would you rather have a very long (120 years) comfortable but 💤 life, or live half as long but have an exciting life packed with adventure?

A long lazy life because I'm already a lazy fucker.

gold: What political topic gets you worked up/😠?

Abortion and the right to choose. I hate that anyone else thinks they have a right to say what someone else does with their body. And just so anyone fucking knows if you agree that other people have the right to choose what to do with their body regarding pregnancy but wouldn't choose an abortion for yourself, you are technically pro-choice.

🍯: Describe one of the best days of your life.

I don't know. Nothing ever particularly exciting happens in my life.

hyaluronic acid: If you could change three things about your life, what would they be?

I don't really know. That my family wasn't so fucking poor. (But I get awesome fucking scholarships out of it that let me go to school for free). That I didn't date my ex. (Truthfully, I just said yes to dating him so he would stop bugging me about it. I don't know why I thought that would work.) That my aunt didn't pass away this past May.

I feel like this was supposed to be a happy thing, and I didn't take it that way.

🍋: Do you have any annoying habits? What are they?

I don't know. I don't find them annoying, but someone else may. I guess an annoying habit would be that I have to sleep with the TV on. I always watch American Dad or Bob's Burgers at night. I don't really watch them either sometimes. I'll turn in on and face away from the TV. I just like the sound of it.

milk: Do you think you take care of yourself? Do you think you should 💤 or eat more?

Not really, especially at certain times. I don't sleep enough. I . don't eat enough. But out of the two, I feel I should eat more, even though I'm technically like 15 pounds overweight. I only say eating more, because I sleep over 7 hours a night most of the time. I'm just always fucking tired.

pearl: What are some words you like in a language that is not your own?

I don't know. I'm learning German right now. I guess one that stands out is: entschuldigung. Which is the word "sorry" in English. I just like how much longer it is. And I like the word: Zwiebel which is the word "onion." I like Zwiebel because it sounds like some kind of fucking animal like a gremlin or something.

pomegranate: What fact amazes you every time you think of it?

I don't know. I learn facts and that's just it. I'm not amazed very easily anymore.

red ginseng: Do you think you'll still be the same person when you're old?

In a sense. I don't think anyone is 100% the same person years ago or years in the future. People grow, and learn, and change.

🌹 🚰: If you could 👀 💛, what would it look like? Describe 💛 in terms of aesthetic (butterflies, stars, rainbows, etc).

I think you can see love in a way. Like I can see that my mom loves me. I can see that my siblings love me. It's in their mannerisms, you know. Besides, I'm not into all that stupid ass lovely shit butterflies, rainbows, etc.

royal jelly: What is your most bizarre talent?

I don't know if it's a talent or not. But I can shake my eyes back and forth. Like not the pupil, but my actual eyeball.

shea butter: What's a song that gets stuck in your head that you despise?

Anymore? Pretty much most pop songs. There are a select few pop songs I enjoy, everything else pisses me off.

🐌: Would you rather go to a club, 🏠 🙌, or a small get together of 4 or 5 friends? or, do you just prefer to be alone?

I prefer to be alone. However, if I'm going to be in the company of other people besides my family, I would prefer 4 or 5 friends.

tea 🌴: What is something you've always wanted to try but have been too 😨 to attempt?

I don't know. If I want to do something, I just go do it.