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I had this idea last night and was going to type it today. This is pretty much for you to just see how fucking weird I really am. These are all word for word conversations because most of them are documented in text or emails or Twitter. BTW, I mention someone named Tyler and there are 2 people named Tyler in this. I'll try to make it clear in my backstory which one it is.

So it was my friends: Claire, Megan, and Tyler (my friend). We were sitting at lunch and we were complaining about how awful Tyler's English grammar is. So he pulls out his tech notebook and showed me this diagram for one of his tech projects (I don't take tech so I'm not quite sure what it exactly was)

Tyler: I'll use proper English grammar when you can explain how this works.

Me: You know I probably could if I took tech, but I don't. The thing is you do take an English class and should be able to use proper grammar by now considering we're 17.

He very slowly took his tech notebook away from me and closed it and doesn't talk.

Claire: You made him speechless. He always has a comeback.

Tyler: Alexis isn't usually around when I say stuff like that. I wasn't expecting someone to be a smart ass back to me.

So, this next conversation is through emails between Claire and I after what I told our algebra teacher. What had happened is we were having a modified lockdown (teachers continue teaching just with the doors locked and chains across them) drill and Claire was in study hall across the hall and for some reason the study hall room doesn't have a chain for the door, so they all came over to the nearest classroom which was the algebra room. They were all standing in the back and my algebra teacher kept on teaching the class. She asked me to explain what something meant, like hypothesis or experiment or something like that I can't exactly remember what it was. And I told her a half-ass definition and she asks if I had to do this stuff for science fair in junior high so I should know exactly what it means then. My response was to tell her that I was supposed to and when she got confused because our school requires 7th graders to do one. I told her I just looked mine up online, which is completely true and I got an A on. Tyler is this one is my brother.

Now that my backstory is over, we can move onto the conversation.

Claire: "We were supposed to . . ."

"What do you mean?"

"I found mine online."

. . . HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Alexis!!!! I was trying so hard not to laugh... Because you made it sound like it was the most obvious thing... Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂 it's also funny because she thinks ur the top of class... Hahahahahahahaha sorry... You were funny

Me: I know I'm funny. If you hadn't noticed I don't do things like projects well. Look at science fair, look at our egg drop, and marble drop.

Claire: Hahahaha 😆 how did we end up being in the final round for the egg drop? I'm still confused by that Hahahaha

Me: I don't know Ava finished our project and she was 6 at the time

Claire: Ohh I remember! She taped the sides down didn't she hahaha ohh geesh

Me: Something like that. I don't do projects it's not my thing.

Claire: Hahaha I know.... Just make it up as you go

Me: It's called I have siblings and I pay them to do it for me.

Claire: Lucky

Me: Tyler's pretty willing to do it when I give him $10 or do his English and history for him