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Things I've Done to Shock Teachers Out

So as you might be able to tell from the title of this that have shocked some teachers. And I'm going to share some of the ways I've done to shock them.

The other day at school we had this quiz in anatomy. I had the entire thing done in five minutes and it was 28 questions. when I walked up to the desk to turn it in, the teacher just stared at me in shock. They stared at me and looked at me like "Did you really just finish the quiz?" Yes, yes I did. Then, the teacher decided to grade it right then and there. I guess they thought if I finished a 28 question quiz in 5 minutes that means I failed it. Nope. I got every single one of them right.

The very same day, I shocked my stats teacher because I knew what the capital of Utah. She's a stats teacher why she cares so much about fucking state capitals. She's a stats teacher. what does state capitals have to do with states? Nothing, she's just obsessed with state capital buildings. In all honesty, I didn't even know Salt Lake City was the capital of Utah. I just knew that is a city in Utah and that's the only city I know in Utah. So since no one was raising their hands to answer the question of Utah's state capital and I knew we wouldn't just move on until someone said the state capital. I raised my hand and said Salt Lake City. "No one knows another state capital for Utah? No? well, Alexis probably knows her state capitals I guess." Bitch doesn't even know the answer to the question she's asking. I could of answered "DumbassVille" and because she didn't know the answer she probably would have just accepted it.

I shocked my English teacher a few days ago that I read The Scarlet Letter. So she asked me read the passage from The Scarlet Letter out loud in class for our topic of tone and diction. She then asked me how I liked the book. She was once again shocked at me when I said I hated the book.

She was also shocked that I've read over 36 books this year. And that I love mythology. And that I could pronounce the names in the mythology texts we were reading.

That's all I can think of right now. I had a few more the other day when I thought of this idea but being a dumbass I didn't write them down thinking I would remember them. But then I didn't have time the day I came up with the idea and yesterday I had band so I didn't have time then either. If I remember them I'll make a part 2.