Ask Me Questions

Masterpiece Questions

mona lisa: what makes you feel most beautiful?

Honestly, nothing.

starry night: what is your favorite constellation?

Don't know. Don't know all constellations.

the scream: do you have an unusual fear?

Is a fear of heights or enclosed spaces unusual?

birth of venus: do you have a favorite myth? if so, what is it?

I love all Greek and Roman myths.

pieta: who is the most important person in your life?

Anyone in my family and my friends. Don't expect me just pick one.

las meninas: describe your ideal day

No one bugging me. No one being near me. Just laying in bed with plenty of food and water. My chargers nearby and just watching TV and reading/writing all day.

girl with a pearl earring: what is your favorite form of expression?

Not talking. People can tell from my extreme resting bitch face that I don't want them to talk to me.

david: do you think beauty is defined, or a matter of opinion?

Matter of opinion.

the kiss: what is one thing in life that you love?

My intelligence

the creation of adam: what is your first memory?

Don't know. My psychology 101 professor asked this one day and I completely made some shit up.

american gothic: what career do you want to have in the future?

Physician assistant

guernica: tell a story - any story you like

You want a story go look at some of my other shit. It's late at night when I'm typing this and don't have the energy.

nighthawks: where do you spend most of your time, outside of school/work and home?

The basement of my dorm building and my friend's dorm rooms. Kind of hard for it to be outside of school because I live on campus and home I only go once a month for the weekend during a school semester and then I literally don't leave the house without my mom or sister.

the son of man: what is one aspect of your personality that you would say defines you?

Sarcasm

the thinker: when do you most often find yourself lost in thought?

All the fucking time.

lavender mist: where do you find joy in life?

Reading and writing and learning

water lily pond: do you enjoy nature? if so, why? if not, why not?

Yes. That's one thing I don't like about the city. It's quiet and peaceful and I can get lost in thought without having to pay attention to my surroundings.

the persistence of memory: what is the most vivid dream that you can recall?

I've told this one before in a part of this story. So I'll just mention part of it here. I was camping with some people and some cat monkey hybrids chased me and killed me with a guillotine.

school of athens: do you know any unusual facts?

Oh probably. Mostly medical wise most likely. I just don't find them that unusual. I guess I know some history ones.

Doughboys came about because that's what they called young soldiers in World War I.

Hookers are called hookers because of General Hooker of the Union Army in the Civil War got prostitutes for the soldiers if they won. They didn't win, but he already got the prostitutes so the soldiers got the prostitutes anyway.

The reason the hole is the middle of a donut is because of ship captain. He liked donuts but needed somewhere to put his donut while steering the ship so he had them cut a hole in the donut so he could put it on the spoke of the wheel.

winged victory: what is your greatest achievement?

Getting a full ride to college