Ask Me Questions

40 Random Questions I Found Online

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.

I don't really have a favorite movie, so I'll talk about the last movie I watched. It was Alex Strangelove on Netflix. First thought is that it's funny. Second is that I felt strong second-hand embarrassment everytime I watch this movie (I've watched 3 times now). 

2: Talk about your first kiss.

It was weird. I hated it. I don't like to talk about it. 

3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.

I haven't. 

4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.

Dating my ex because he's a piece of shit. 

5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.

I don't know. I hate celebrating my birthday. What's so fucking special about it? I lived another year that's all. It's not like I've actually done something in my life especially on my birthday. It's literally just the day you came out of your mom's vagina (or maybe she had a c-section or you were adopted for all I know). Either way, why the fuck are we celebrating me? Why don't we go celebrate my mom for pushing me out of her vagina, putting up with me for the past 20 years, and raised me pretty much on her own since I was fucking born. Not to mention, she gave birth to 4 of my younger siblings and she still puts up with all of us. Bless her heart. 

6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.

Refer to the above answer. I don't celebrate it except with some dessert and my mom usually will make our favorite food for our birthday. 

7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.

Honestly, my body. I'm not comfortable showing my body. My stomach and thighs in particular because I feel like they're fat. I realize I'm not that fat, but I feel like it. Especially since I literally cannot wear normal women's jeans because they make them for bitches with tiny thighs and calves and my thighs and calves are huge. They're mostly muscle which is why they're so big, but women's jeans don't give a fuck. Apparently, we're supposed to be fucking sticks. Yeah, it doesn't work for me. I literally cannot get normal jeans over my calves and if I manage to do that they don't go over my thighs or ass. I have to buy jeggings since I can stretch those over my calves, thighs, and ass. Otherwise, I just wear leggings or sweatpants 90% of the time. 

8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.

My scholarships I guess. It's paying for my education. 

9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.

My hair color I guess. It's dyed since I hate my real hair color. I guess I also like my eyes since they change color. My mom's and sister's do the same thing. We've figured it out if has something to do with our mood. Like our mood influences the color of our eyes. Either way, they're mostly green which is a genetic mutation so of course there would be something fucking weird with them. 

10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.

I don't know. With who? The fights I get into are usually fucking stupid and it's because I have a short fuse. 

11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.

I don't really remember my dreams.

12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.

I don't know. Maybe the cat-monkey hybrid dream I've talked about. Any dream I ever remember would technically be classified as a nightmare because it's basically me living out a horror movie except when I wake I'm not scared and I just fall back asleep without really thinking much of it, just that I wish it was a movie.