Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

ShrimpyFiction

Is Craig in love with a table?
(*cough*craigxtable is a real fanfic though *cough*)

Craig: what

Clyde: *offers medicine* that cough does sound pretty bad, I think you should take this

Craig: why in the name of fuck would I be in love with a table?

Clyde: people fall in love in mysterious ways, maybe it's a-

Craig: if you sing one more line, I'm not letting you in on this

Clyde: part of a plan

Craig: die. And, no. I am not in love with a table.

Clyde: side note; a link to that fanfiction would be nice