Who would you go it with? By 'do it' I mean sex and someone beside your boyfriend!
Pip: Gregory! *covers mouth*
Craig: this just got interesting
Damien: why Gregory? You hate him don't you?
Pip: heavens no! I've never hated Gregory, he just hates me. In fact, I find him very charming and attractive when he isn't shouting threats at me.. But I wasn't supposed to admit that! *covers mouth again*
Damien: well, what you said is true
Craig: I agree
Damien: but, I would probably do Kenny again
Craig: again?!
Damien: yes, I've been with Kenny a few times in the past, but not since Pip became a bigger part of my life
Pip: you were with him quite a lot while I was dating Christophe
Craig: that's interesting too, Pip has dated Christophe and wants to 'sex' Gregory. You know, they're both dating
Pip: yes, I'm very much aware of that
Craig: if they ever want a third person to have some fun with, I'll mention your name Pip
Pip: *blushes* that is stupid and horrible! I'm engaged!
Craig: *shrugs* bachelor party?
Damien: *laughs* I would want that on video
Craig: I hate to admit it, but I would too
Pip: *blushes intensifies* what is wrong with you two?!
Craig: I've obviously been single for too long, also, I would 'do it' with Tweek
Damien: your obsession with this Tweek boy is sad and desperate
Craig: *sighs* I know

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